Ladies: Show Us Your Nipples!

In My Humble Opinion
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The female breast is one of nature’s exquisite successes, and in my experience (both personal and pornographic), the nipple thereon appears in near infinite variety. Big ones, small ones, long ones, short ones, pink ones, brown ones, we love them all and marvel at their diversity.

Ladies, it is time to find out where you fall on the spectrum of nipply goodness. Help us quantify the sublime and add to the sum of human knowledge! Modesty prevails, so it is an anonymous poll to encourage your participation.

This poll is specifically about nipples, so no other breasticle dimensions are necessary. Please select one choice in each category. In the event your nipples fall somewhere outside the choices offered in each category, please just do your best and pick the closest selection. Comments encouraged.

PTF

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Do you have a National Breast Inspectors Card?

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EDIT: Never mind, that sounded really gay.

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Too late to edit:

“Aroused” includes cold weather, silk pajamas or anything else that turns on the high beams.

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Somthing like this

Well at least my 3 month old can’t tell the difference. Or at least he doesn’t care.

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Shit. I screwed that up. I meant to make it multiple choice. Mods ?

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Jesus Christ.

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Uh, yah. I don’t think so.

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He doesn’t need one…He’s FBI.

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Try a new poll. I’ll answer.

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:DTTIUWP (This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures)

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I’m inclined to predict that the last option will get the most votes. But who knows? Maybe as we speak hordes of female Dopers are rushing to the bathroom mirror, ruler and color chart in hand. Maybe.

But I still think the last option might get the most votes ;).

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I hereby propose that breast threads be subject to the Cat Thread Rule.

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Multiple choice poll here:

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Since the OP has opened a new poll, I’m closing this one.