That made me laugh myself silly.
Salem’s right, it really does look like he used the wrong finger. Got a little confused, there.
“Gotta remember not to hypnotize myself again…too…la…zzzz.”
[David Letterman] I been hyp-no-tized! [/dl] 
“A big ‘Thumbs Up’ for our American Troops in… no… wait… which one is the thumb again?”
“This little piggy… No, that’s on your feet, ain’t it.”
“Rums-feld! Rums-feld!”