They have another winner with this one.
“Pick me a winner, Georgie.”
“Read my lips…”
“Do this. See? If you look at your finger this way, you can see two fingers.”
“You’re getting very, very sleepy.”
In a stunning display of intellectual prowess, President Bush responded to a comment from the audience with the flip of a finger.
“How the heck do you expect me to answer all these questions with this goddam hangnail making my life hell?”
Starting with his right thumb, President Bush manages to count to two in binary numbers.
“Hello, Mr. First Finger! Are you ready to point out some freedom hatin’ liberals?”
[high,squeakyvoice]“I sure am, George! Let’s get to work!”[/hsv]
“Red rum. Red rum.”
“Just watch, I can touch my own eyeball!”
President Bush discovers yet another character with access to nuclear weapons. And bogies.
“Sit and spin, Helen Thomas.”
“Me! ME! I’M the Decider!”
“You’d better be sure you want to make that hunnerd dollar bet that I won’t stick this finger up my nose. Because I will, dern it! I will!”
President Bush confidently responds to the question ‘Where do you rank on the list of the worst presidents in American history?’ in his weekly White House press conference.
“Aw dang, got the wrong finger agin, di’nt I?”
Same press conference, same pose, but a different angle: http://tinyurl.com/od2ok
(Dunno how long that link will be good for.)
That angle makes it look like he’s thinking: “What on Earth did I just dig out of my nose!?”
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“And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose…”
Once again, President Bush fails his pre-press conference field sobriety test.
“I got a match for ya: Your ass and my face. No, wait… My face and your… Damn.”
“The Taliban stood up to the U.S. one time. ONE time.”