Hey, you brought it on yourself. My hands are tied.
Aw. We love you too. Come here and give us a big hug.
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Ouch. Really had to stretch the arms there. Did I get everybody?
Hmmm…being tied up?Is this the sort of love we had in mind??GET THAT WHIP AWAY FROM ME!!HELP!!!
You know what they say: love is being able to chew through the ball gag… but not wanting to.
Elenia, I just can’t deal with this right now. I’ve been in therapy for the last 14 years, 11 months and 18 days and I’m one of those you look to to keep you sane??? I can’t stand the pressure!!!
Just. don’t. love me. Okay?
However, if you are ever in Nashville, you are invited to visit me and see the real giraffe that lives only two blocks from my door. It doesn’t know how to use a computer though.
we love you all, too. 
Whoo! Sorry I couldn’t get back here before. Server crash on Friday, and I almost never go on the SDMB over the weekend (I gotta have some time to myself!)
Shibboleth and Exgineer: It’s very, very platonic. I think my SO might disapprove a little, even though he is such a laid-back type of guy.