No use telling that to a Canadian. We like it. 
What? No-one posting in support of Velcro-fly jeans?
For all you guys who don’t like them, don’t wear them! Just save one pair and put them on when you come over to *my *house. 
And your boyfriend (is it fiancè now?) would have no problem with this? Just what kind of a show are you running over there!
Cause I want in! 
You don’t just grab one corner and give it the ol’ twist-yank to open the works up? I must have been doing it wrong all the years I wore button fly jeans… :dubious:
I don’t understand the maneuver you’re describing. I wear my pants fairly tight. There’s no way to open them without flipping the buttons sideways through the button holes.
I love 501s on a man – the old-fashioned shrink-to-fit 501s are What A Man Ought To Wear. Hard to find anymore, though – we had to resort to pre-shrunk 501s last time Kevin needed jeans and they just don’t fit the same.
I like snaps!
My interpretation of your previous comment was that you undo the buttons one at a time, correct? The twist and yank I mentioned was grabbing the buttonhole side of the fly while fastened, lifting vertically and outward from your body. Then rotate your wrist outward while continuing to lift up and out. This squeezes the buttons through the holes pretty well, IME, and works even better if the jeans are broken in. Does that help?
Seriosly?
We have to now explain to people how to unbutton button fly jeans?
:smack:
TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!
What?
swoons, and not just because of the clothing
Could be worse. At least no one asked how to unzip them.
Mmmm, I know what I’m getting my husband for Christmas. He doesn’t own a pair anymore, but I sure remember him wearing some. Delicious.
Not really. All I know is they’re a pain in the ass to do and undo if you’re making frequent trips to the bathroom. And if they fit snugly, it has to be done one button at a time. It seems like your method would wear out the button holes faster, too.
I don’t think we have to. I think some people just are.
Wow, not bad. Not bad at all.
Yeah, you say that now, but if I am lacking that coat…then damn, I’m lucky if I can get a horny, homeless, hooker at 3 AM looking for her last trick.
I have a pair of button fly Polo cargo pants, with the buttons sewn on, and I’ll be damned if I don’t have to carry a sewing kit every time I wear them. I’ve done everything short of scrounging up some fishing line to keep them damn buttons on and nothing seems to work, even if I’m careful. Unfortunately, they’re the only pair of pants that fit me just right, which means they make it to the bar quite often. Given how much I tend to drink – let’s just say care comes in second to speed.
I’m tempted to say something about not taking the coat off, but that might be construed the wrong way as I don’t have any kind of a leather/latex fetish.