I’m sure they all have the single most important basic qualification.
If you had seen them naked you would understand.
So…details? Pajama party?
You DID go, right?
I mean, who in the fuck could turn down an invitation like THAT?
Sorry it took so long to get back to this thread, I have been busy with the aforementioned finals.
Anyway…YES, I did go, and YES, it was fabulous.
At the risk of arousing your ire (among other things), I don’t think I will share too many details. There are certain memories that a man must keep to himself to revisit on cold, lonely nights when he is 80-years-old.
Needless to say, if you ever get a chance to go…GO! 
You sir, are my hero.
Sounds like it must have been quite an engaging discussion of physics …
EvilAsh, I just wanted to say that you are adorable.
Well done, my boy.
And you actually THOUGHT about not going?
Christ, man.
Details!
I’m not into porn, either, but I think going to something like that would be way more fun than, say, a craft show.
I took a look at the “Lone Star Pornutopia” site and clicked on the “Stars Appearing” section. Lo and behold there was Dennis Hof. He and I had breakfast together at the Denny’s in Carson City a few weeks ago.
Well, he was sitting at the table next to us. Actually Ms Hook had to tell me who he was. He owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch for those of you who don’t know.
Least my friend, it’s this kind of loving, sharing support that makes the SDMB the great place it is.
So, Honey, how you doin’? 
I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and attending porn conventions…and you?
And that’s why I’m so adamant about it. I just want to spread the love!
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Yeah, given the context, let’s change the choice of words, shall we?