I"m gonna try out for "Big Brother 5"!

Just printed out the application info: 2 minute tape, photos (face/body). proof of citizenship/age. Proof you’re healthy/sane.

You’re a member of the SDMB… are you really sure you are “Proof you’re healthy/sane”?

Someone had to say it :smiley:

If you get in, let us know!

I will SO let you guys know!

Your name is perfect - but remember they all have something that sets them apart… white rapper - black panther - snarky doctor - amputee - slut

You know - like regular people! :smiley:

Good Luck!

I dunno, two months with no access to the Dope? You’re a better man than I, Gunga Din.

I’m in a wheelchair (“Normal” enough for ya!)

I’ll get by. But I WILL miss ya. BTW, because of my above post, you’ll recognize me on the show.

Oh, I thought you were going to do the secret SDMB handshake/gesture. Someone did teach it to you, right?

Actually twickster, no. Please semonstrate!

I can only assume you haven’t paid your dues yet. This involves sending chocolates to FairyChatMom, large amounts of cash in small-denomination unmarked bills to me, and, um, let me see, who else is on the welcoming committee? … :smiley:

I’m auditioning for ESPN’s new reality show “Dream Job.”

Good luck et!!