The Fishies are lined up on the wall. There’s 20 of them and 17 of us. we’re paceing back and forth explaining what they’ve done wrong today, etc. Forced physical punishment isn’t allowed yet, so our only real response is yelling.
One of the fishies looked me in the eye when I walked by. Big mistake.
Me: fish Dumbass, are you scoping me out???
FDumbass: no, sir!
Me: You’re suppose to go “Mr. Ghost Sir, may I have person to make a statment sir.” Then “It is not a fish privilige to scope out a upperclassmen,sir”. Do it!
FDumbass: (panicking) Mr. uh,~mumble~ sir…
Me: Don’t you know my name?? Jesus, whip out!! Whip out!! I…Jesus Christ, you’re crying! fish,(turning to other freshmen, Sophomores gathering near fish Dumbass) yor buddy fish Dumbass is crying! That’s a statement.
** Ghost’s Roommate**: Stop it. Stop it…
I was completly amazed a freshman broke down because of * my* yelling. after my Old Lady (roommate) started yelling at him, I had to run into a room 'cause I was afraid I was gonna bust a gut laughing.
I know, I know, it’s wrong. But they yelled at me last year (and still do, albeit in softer voices) so I’ll yell at them. Didn’t think I would cause a breakdown though.
You know, I am so glad I never joined a frat. Always seemed like it was a tremendous amount of time and effort spent fucking around with borderline sociopaths and their pathetic mind games. Thanks for re-enforcing my preconceptions, Ghost.
Why would you even want to make someone’s earlier days at school miserable. Just cause it was done to you? Or if you don’t others will think less of you?
Ordinarily, I’m anti-hazing (of, say, random freshmen). But when one joins a group, be it a frat or the cadets, where they know hazing will occur…it’s not like they didn’t see it coming.
Well, then bonus points to Ghost for writing an OP that’s about as clear as a cup-full of used chewing tobacco. Although you could probably just replace “frat” with “military academy” and the same sentiments would probably still apply.
I don’t know, Miller, the two probablies give the sentence a sort of pizzazz.
Anyway, I really hate the idea of people getting “prestige” or “status” just based on their seniority in school. I don’t see how it’s warranted…that’s just me.
…So the incoming freshmen yelled at you last year and you’re yelling back at them now? Or the upperclassmen yelled at you last year, so you’re now yelling at someone else to get back at who yelled at you in the first place?
Yeah, seriously. I figured out that this was stupid back in Ms. McCall’s First Grade Class at Mountain Elementary School, when many of the other first-graders were taunting the kindergarteners…as if they hadn’t been kindergarteners themselves the year before…?
…So the incoming freshmen yelled at you last year and you’re yelling back at them now? Or the upperclassmen yelled at you last year, so you’re now yelling at someone else to get back at who yelled at you in the first place?