{does happy dance}
With this little nugget on the Teeming Millions Page o’ One Liners:
Here’s a butt plug I fashioned out of barbed wire. (I leanred how on “Martha Stewart Living”.) Since I’m a tech writer, I could write you instructions on where to shove it, but I think you can figure it out on your own (at least when you get back in from recess). Now sit and spin.
Today I am a true Doper.
- s.e.