It was at this point that I realized I may have Highly Desirable Sperm. Six feet tall, blonde hair and blue-green eyes, excellent health, multiple advanced degrees. And shoot, if they want Catholic genes, I’ve got that in spades from Mom’s side of the family.
What’s in it for me, you may ask? Simple:
Assuming those are, so to speak, single-serving vials, this could be a great way to pay off those student loans. And that’s in addition to all the Darwinian implications, since you virtually become a human version of the cuckoo bird.
So here are my general questions about sperm donation. First off, just how high a level of motility do sperm have to have before you qualify? Aside from the disease screening, what other qualifications are there? Do they really pay $50 a pop? Can you just drop a sample off whenever you feel like it, or do they limit how many donations you can make?
And on a lighter note, can a professional sperm donor deduct pornography as a business expense?
I’m pretty sure the Catholic church is indeed opposed to artificial methods of conception. Well, except for that one real famous instance from a couple millenia ago. Of course, what the Church says and what its members do are often two different things.
I too have been targeted for having desirable sperm. Recruiters actually come to campus and try to entice prospective donors here. The offer a good amount of money, I can’t remember but I think it was over $100/ per batch. It’s nice to know that people like your stuff, but I have some qualms about having little sleepyheads running around out there.
yes, that would be THE perfect job, if you met the requirements, but think about this-
if you had sex, you would be NOT GETTING that money. thus, if you happened to be so strapped for cash that you couldn’t buy food, well you then have a choice-
