How do I donate sperm?

Well…I guess I don’t need to know how to donate, I got that part all figured out :smiley:

I want to know how to find the donation place. I looked online and in the phonebook and found nothing…of course, my searching skills are horrible, so the info is probably out there.
Basically, I want to donate sperm (and yes, it’s mostly for the money…I’m a broke college student here, give me a break.) I realize there is a good chance they might not want the little bouvs, but it’s worth giving it a shot, right?

(for reference, in case any nice doper wants to hepl in the search process, I live in the Albany, NY area.)

Here, read this article

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Man, now i am seriously discouraged from donating…far too much work involved…and I have to know my family’s medical history back FOUR generations! Hell, that fourth generation probably didn’t even know if they had anything!

They give you money for it? Hell I can’t give it away!

From that article

What in the world could they be doing with sperm that is illegal? Raising their own Super Mutant Army to take over the world? I mean after they hand over the cash, does anybody really care what they DO with the stuff?

Four generations back huh?

To know that much history you’d almost have to have a pedigree and a tatoo in your ear!

UCSD had a job listing for this all the time I went there. Paid $25 per sample. Bear in mind that you
can’t orgasm too often as it makes the sperm count low. I think several days without one
was requested but I don’t remember.

I was a sperm donor in graduate school. $20 a shot, plus a $200 bonus at the end (once your AIDS test had come back negative and they waited 6 months).

I had to complete a rather long and involved personal history, plus have a complete physical. For a graduate student, it was the perfect opportunity (I hadn’t had a good, complete physical in a long time - that alone would have been a couple hundred bucks).

If there is a medical school in your area contact them. That’s where I made my deposits (Deposits up to $100,000 protected by the FDIC).

I looked at an actual sperm bank site, and their process was much less than that described in Soyouwanna.com, I think there’s was worst case scenerio, top-of-the-line sperm banks where lesbian celebrities get their sperm.

Medical school, eh? Yeah, there’s a medical school in Albany.

What about “donating” plasma - they pay AFAIK.

Us ladies can get between $1,000 & $2,000 per egg but it’s an extensive procedure, not for me personally but I suppose if you don’t mind all that it entails you can make some good cash.

How? Where? I’m all for extensive procedures if I get that type of cash.

I worked in an andrology lab for a while, so here’s how we worked things.

There are several ‘base’ requirements every lab has.

You need to be healthy, and have a family history free and clear of too many health conditions (heart disease, cancer, diabetes, etc.) You must know your family history on both sides of the family up through grandparents.

There is generally a minimum requirement of one year of college, our lab didn’t take anyone with less than an associates, and I know some require up to a grad degree. The associates degree was the requirement-on-paper, but from what I remember, none of the donors we had in the book had less than a BA/BS, most with MS or higher.

The lab can explain what requirments, and there are generally three or four interviews prior to beginning donations, including sperm testing and a physical exam. You need to have viable, strong sperm, and a good count - or you will be bumped from the program because women pay good money for the sperm and insemination - a few hundred dollars a ‘shot’, and it’s such an emotionally frustrating experience when pregnancy doesn’t occur that donors are sorted/eliminated on those figures as well as physical.

The downsides of it are you won’t be paid for at least 6 months - probably closer to 9. You will have to go through the preliminary testing/interviews to make sure you’re a suitable donor, then you need to submit to infectious disease testing. If that’s clear (at this point it’s about 3 months into the game), then you can start donating. Our lab (pretty typical) was two days a week, at $40 a donation (which I think is pretty high). The samples are frozen with a six month incubation period, at which point you are tested again for infectious disease. You continue to donate during the incubation period, but your samples are not used for insemination. After testing is complete, your sperm is put on the donor list, you start being paid (and ‘back pay’ for the samples that are released from quarantine) and you can continue to donate. There is a maximum number of pregnancies you are allowed to, er, participate in, and you need to continue the health screening periodically throughout the entire period of time you remain a donor - you need to be sure you’re going to be able to participate in the program for at least a year, really. It’s actually much more of a commitment that it seems. It’s definitely not something you can do to make a few dollars quickly. A good portion of our donors were medical residents who knew they’d be around 4 years, had no personal lives due to the fact they were so busy, and needed the extra cash.

If you are seriously considering pursuing it, check with a university hospital system - they also generally have other opportunities for sperm donation (research rather than to inseminate women) you have a better chance of being accepted into the donor program. (We calculated that about 2-3% of all people who initially inquire into it actually become donors. The coordinators of donor programs know what they need to have available based on women’s preferences and try to retain a ‘pool’ of available sperm samples. (I see now, re-reading, you said there’s a medical school there. Check with that hospital system.)

Lessee. What else. Oh. You’re also required 48 hours of abstinence prior to donation. (if your count is low, you aren’t paid for the sample)

I could go on and on and on about it, but I’ll quit before I ramble. Email me if you have any questions - I’d be glad to answer.

Pepperlandgirl - I can explain the ovum donation program to you if you want to hear about it as well.

**Pepperlandgirl ** you can find some info here about California facilities.

Also check here for some more basic FAQ.

I think Smashed Ice Cream can give you more in-depth info though.

buov, someone’s gotta ask:

Are you prepared for the possibility of going through this, and knowing that you might have a kid out there? What if said offspring looks you up in 20 years or so? (I’m sure it’s happened?)

Just wondering.

As far as plasma donation, around here people get 20 bucks a pop. You can donate 2 times in one week. For me it was extremely painful and I had to stop, but most people seem to be unphased.

Not sure how much money you’re needing here, though …

No, no, no…the important question is:

What’s in the secret masturbation booth?

If I was a guy, I would care. What if you donate to an unscrupulous mob who gives your info to the girl ? She gets pregnant, has the kid, then takes you to court for child support. She swears you took her home one night. The child is DNA tested. Hello 18 years of child support.

I know it sounds paranoid, but it’s also 18 years of your financial freedom. If they weren’t reputable, how could you prove you donated ? How could you prove you never had a one night stand with the girl ? I would care. I would only donate sperm to a reputable place.

And what if two of your future offspring met, decided to hook up, and produced incestuous, ugly bouv-mongrels, forever tainting the world with their presence? :slight_smile:
As for me, I’ll never donate eggs because hell, if I’m putting my genetic material into the world, I want to be the one to screw them up.

-tsarina.

I asked about the possibility of getting contacted later in life, and was told in no uncertain terms that women who are particpate in the program sign a release wherein they give up the ability to obtain any information concerning the donor of the sperm other than level of education, health, etc. No identifying information is available.

tsarina, yeah, what if you marry one of your offspring without knowing it?