I miss the "Guy Stuff" thread.

Maybe we can get Danny DeVito to play the dead cat.

“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

I’m prouud to have pplayed a bit part in the proceedings.

My lawyers will be in toouch about my fee upon iits publication. I think, 7% of the gross, with a nonrecoupable advance and a book tour would suffice…


Yer pal,

Satan:You oughta be in charge of the soundtrack album. It’ll make gazillions, then you can start your own record label and hit the road any ol’ time ya feel like it!

Satan…I’ll have my people call your people. I want screenwriting credit, part of the merchandising gross… (Come on! We could sell little yeti dolls!)

And in answer to Omni ALREADY asking me if I got any work done on it…I will do it this weekend. I have 2 2-hour layovers in Pittsburgh. Plus a laptop. Plenty of time. :slight_smile:

“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James

Can I design the bookcover? Hmmm how does one go about illustrating a fart? So much to do and so little time!

“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

I think this is the right place for this:

On a late night TV show, the host showed a clip off the Net. Trouserless guy lies down on lawn, sticks lighter close to bum and farts. Unfortunately he burns himself.

Now, for some reason, I thought immediately of Guy Stuff!

Falcon –

Ensure I am dashing, debonaire and handsome (it shouldn’t be too far a stretch).
God, I love revisionist history!

Chief -

You’re a Navy man…I was going to write you that way ANYWAY!

“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James


::still thinkin’ about GBS, though::

Just stickin’ on Falcon’s tail feathers…

My turn to hop on the bandwagon. You need a translator! That way, it’s sure to be a worldwide best-seller. :smiley:

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.