I moved your cheese.

[Homebrew]

Not surprisingly, Tomcat, that was more coherent and insightful than the book you to which you refer (and I allude).

God I despise it.

[Ludovic]

This is not the cheese you are looking for.

[Wintermute]

Curse you, Gadfly. Curse you to heck.

If you put the cheese in the crisper, where did you hide the celery?

[Ludovic]

I put it in the box, next to the rock.

[quiltguy154]

Wensleydale? Sorry, fresh out, oh wait that’s my name, Mr. Wensleydale.

[DaisyFace]

But it’s beer that belongs in the crisper! At least in my college apartment it did!

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

*Originally posted by lieu *
**Anyone else read that as combustibles? **

I burning your cheese.

[ccwaterback]

I do not like green cheese and ham.

[Horseflesh]

Behold, the movement of cheese.

BTW, there’s an elephant in your fridge. Don’t open it! You’ll scare him! He’ll leave when he’s done with the butter.

[racer72]

I just cut the cheese.

Sniff, sniff “Is that fresh bread I smell?”

[zephyrine]

How did the elephant get in there? What did they do with the giraffe that was in there first?

OMG, now there’s a semi-defrosted giraffe wandering about the place!

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

Bless me Cheesus, for I have sinned.

[Kempis]

You sure it was my cheese?

[The_Asbestos_Mango]

*Originally posted by Tomcat *
**Yeah, well, luckily there is a great book out there about just this very thing, in fact, it is such a great book that you should buy it because my friend told me to buy it because in the book it says to pass along the information about moving cheese to everyone my friend knew, which, I suppose was an indication that all of those people who would read the book would then tell their friends about it and not only move cheese, but also act as little salespeople, and so on and so on, just like in that shampoo commercial which is off topic, I guess, because we are trying to deal with the simple act of moving cheese from one place to another no matter where it ends up or what its movement, in reality, actually means to the average person, let alone you or I as we sit here contemplating the movement of said cheese within the confines of a web-based forum with others who are just as eager to explain how and why we are moving cheese and dealing with the fallout this has caused therefore ultimately finding new cheese, or, heck, old cheese that is still servicable in this modern world of multi-variety cheese aisles and snack packages that imply the use of cheese on the run, which, in effect is exactly what we are talking about - moving cheese from one place to another and finding out which one of us has done it, and why, exactly, we would choose to move the cheese instead of simply letting it be itself in its place and time as a symbol of change and growth, which is much more than its realistic existence as a coagulation of bacterial mold originally developed in cow’s stomachs (of which they have four) and in certain caves throughout Europe, especially in France, which is one reason for the Simpson’s CESM statement that has completely taken the fun out of euphemisisms about cheese and French people in this politically correct world where once ones cheese has been eaten, it not only has been moved, it has been digested.

-Tcat **

humbly removes royal Run-On Sentence crown from head

You, sir, are a god.
places royal Run-On Sentence crown on TomCat’s head and genuflects

[Capt_B.Phart]

“The Cheese abides”

[ShibbOleth]

*Originally posted by yawndave *
**Does it stand alone now? **

My cheese could stand a loan.

[BellaDellaItalia]

The giraffe’s only semi-defrosted?

WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY??

[Horseflesh]

Awright Dumbo, fun’s over. Get yer hide outta the fridge and into the dishwasher. You’ve got butter all over your trunk. The giraffe’s got to get properly thawed or he’ll get cramps. Ain’t nothin’ worse than a bendy Giraffa camelopardalis complaining of frostbite.

Hey! Who horked all the sliced cheese?

[ccwaterback]

OK I have it focused. Say cheese everyone. snap

[wendyrules]

Now the cheese has gone all blue ‘n’ mouldy