So we bought a car for Astrogirl about a month and a half ago. It’s her first car. Remember your first car? It was a thing of beauty, regardless of how big a piece of crap it was; it represented all that was good about being alive and free in the modern world.
Mine was obtained in 1985 under kind of unusual circumstances… a 1976 Chevy Impala station wagon that had seen better days. It took some work, but that car served as a serious party wagon for a couple of years! I loved it!
Astrogirl’s first car isn’t flashy. It’s a 2000 Toyota Corolla. And she is in love! She has organized the trunk, complete with baskets containing a few necessities that she might need. She has a toy raccoon sitting in the cup holder to serve as a mascot and driving companion (once she gets her driver’s license and I no longer have to go with her everywhere, she’ll need the companionship! I have Chico, a bobble-headed Chihuahua, on the dash of my Jeep. An invaluable friend who bobs his head along with whatever I have on the radio…). She even sprays scented body-spray in the interior of her car about once a week, to give it a pleasing odor!
So, as I said, we’ve had this car for a month and a half… and although we bought it used, the exterior was spotless. The dealership even repainted the front bumper for us, as it had a few little dings in it.
After a mere month and a half in our apartment complex parking lot, it has been involved in 3 mishaps!
What the fuck??
First, about a week after we got the car, someone apparently dropped something on the hood, producing 2 nice inch-long scratches right down to the primer, and possibly deeper (I’m watching to see if they start to rust, in which case I’ll go to the dealership and get some touch-up paint…). Not a really big deal, of course… and no note saying “Sorry, I dropped something on the hood of your new car!” Dangit!
Then, a week or so later, we noticed that someone in the parking spot next to the new car had backed up and hit the passenger-side mirror, producing an amazingly deep (maybe 2 mm) and wide (maybe 3 cm) scratch in the plastic housing of the mirror. Again, no note saying “Sorry, dude!” Dammit! :mad: Again, no huge deal, really… but Astrogirl was a little upset…
And then, this morning, we noticed that some moron had (either last night or early this morning) swiped the side of our car with theirs, leaving a shallow but long dent from just behind the driver’s side front wheel to about mid-way through the driver’s door! Some of the damage can be erased with some rubbing compound and an hour’s work… but the dented fender and door? Nope. FUCK! :mad: Astrogirl is more than a little upset about this, and when she gets upset, I get mad.
Was there a note saying “Sorry! I smacked your car when I was pulling in/backing up because I had just finished a fifth of rum, and was seeing double… I’ll be glad to pay for the damages, please call me at xxx-xxxx”? No, there was not. Were there any witnesses? Nope, at least not as far as I know. Any physical evidence? Yes. Yes there was… I have the fucking passenger side mirror of the car that did it.
The mirror was laying on the ground by the side of our car, and had “Honda” impressed in the plastic molding.
“Hmmm…” I hmmmed.
After I got back from taking the wife to work, I casually looked for Hondas in the parking lot as I went to our apartment to gather my stuff for the day…
I saw an old Honda Accord about 100 feet away. It was missing the passenger side mirror. I noticed, after retrieving the mirror, that the break-off points and broken wires matched perfectly. And, against the brown-colored paint of the Honda, was a wide streak of silver paint (our car is silver)! I may not be the brightest flame in the family candelabra, but the conclusion seems obvious.
I left a fucking note, under the windseild wiper: “Hi! It seems like someone driving this car hit our car either last night or this morning. Please give me a call at (my cell phone number). Thanks! Dan”
Two hours later, the car was gone… so I assume that the owners saw my note.
Dude, you have until about noon tomorrow to call me and 'fess up. I’d like an apology along with your offer to pay damages, but it’s not strictly necessary… after noon, I will be visiting the police station, with your mirror and the photos I took of your car and ours, to file a hit-and-run accident report. I don’t really want to do that, and if it was an older car that I owned, I probably wouldn’t bother… but we don’t own the car; it’s owned by Toyota financing (as they promptly remind us every month), and we are obligated to keep the car in pretty good shape.
Call me.