I musta missed the memo...

Today was garbage day in a section of town that I drove alot through.

I swear on every street there had to be at least one or two houses each with vaccuum cleaners being tossed out. Some houses had two vaccuum getting the toss. Even on the backroads that I haunt when the roads are not washboard, I noticed a bunch of vaccuums. I’ve never seen something like this before.

Was there some kind of Big Sale on Suckers or something that I missed?

I’ve also noticed quite alot of dead raccoons lately on the side of the road. I mean like 5 or 6 a day.
Just thought I’d share.

There’s one born every minute …

Shit.

The Dysons are taking over yet another neighborhood.

/Cleans shotgun

/lines up shells

Come and get me, you bastards.

Well, obviously people are trying to vacuum up all the dead raccoons. A yard is simply untidy-looking, what with all those furries lying about. But not the best thing for your vacuum’s motor.

I’ve passed at least two dead coons on the freeway this week. I figured it was coon migration season.

You know what they say, “Nature abhores a vacuum.” :smiley:

Yeah, you missed the memo.

Monday was exercise bikes, Wednesday was vacuums, and Friday will be accordions and La-Z-boys (plaid only).

The raccoons go in the recycling.

Totally random, but I’ll just comment that Woot! had a bitchin vacuum for sale on Tuesday. You never know…

I thought they went to the soup kitchen ? :confused:

Hey, great idea!

Them pussycats is quick.