I need a bag.

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This is not a particularly serious question so I put it here instead of GQ. It’s certainly pointless.

I need a bag or bags. You know the size of bag you carried your lunch in? Like that or a little bigger. It’s got to dissolve in 100°F (37°C) water. It must be edible.

“What for?”, you ask.:confused:

I want to put cut up potatoes, carrots, and celery in the bag. Maybe some sliced mushrooms too. And onion and garlic powder. And some bay leaf and thyme. And put them all in the bag.

“Why?” you may wonder.:confused:

To throw into people’s hot tubs. :wink:

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Get one of those woven string shopping bags. Like this: https://tinyurl.com/y7lmyz8a
FWIW seems like kind of a dumb idea, but good luck anyway.

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Make one of of this stuff.

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:wink:

To make a Chlorine-and-Human Boullion stew? ::shudder::

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That might work.

Human: it’s the other red meat.

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Poppa’s got a brand new bag.

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There is edible rice paper, but it would dissolve in colder water, too–including the water from cut vegetables. You might need to forget lunch bags and go with an old-fashioned metal lunch box, but made out of gallium.

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Is it a little green one?

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My first thought upon reading the title is that you just had a colostomy

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Here you go: This Plastic Bag Is Edible, Compostable, Even Drinkable

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That got Kermit’s undivided attention.

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IANAL but I suspect that both murder AND cannibalism are liable to be illegal in your state or region.

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I think maritime law prevails in hot tubs, so he might be OK.

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But it’s DUCK!! season.