Yup, my wifey confirms: Hazelnut nailed it.
(as for the joke, that earned me one of those looks for a few seconds) 
Wow, thank you guys so much, all of you. I thought the handwritten message was by the director, but itโs cool to know for sure. Iโm not aware other people getting that in the same edition of that DVD, so I may have scored a limited edition type deal. Anyway, Iโm very grateful to the Dopers who helped out on this.
I laughed way too much at that joke. Reminds me of the โWhatโs the biggest tissue in the world?โ joke.
ํด์ง - or hu-ji, sounds like huge.
Anyway. Glad I could help. 