I need a life

8, 361?
Maybe I’ll take up building model airplanes again.

OR… You could become a profesional ninja!

Ballerina always sounded good, but then again, so does astronaut!

I’d offer you mine, but obviously it wouldn’t be much of an improvement.

[Mom mode] You could dust something!! [/Mom mode]

Maybe you could be an announcer, like a color guy. You know how you always make those interesting comments during the game…

What, you mean like sprinkle dirt over something?