I need drinking quotes...stat.

[MadTheSwine]

When I read about the dangers of drinking,I gave up reading.

Can’t remember who said it…maybe WC Fields.

[Triskadecamus]

“I drank to that!” ~ me ~

“It was a woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” ~ W.C. Fields ~

Tris

[lobstermobster]

“Two weeks into my bender I realized that Drink Canada Dry was a corporate slogan and NOT a challenge”

[jackelope]

@MadTheSwine

When I read about the dangers of drinking,I gave up reading.

Can’t remember who said it…maybe WC Fields.

According to this page (which is totally devoid of citation), that was Henny Youngman.