OH MY GOD!!! (shudder)
Anyone ever play Kings? It’s like a hybid of 10 different drinking games, it was a ton of fun. Unfortunately, I lost pretty badly, and as a result, can’t remember any of the rules. But it was fun!
Soak some t-shirts in candies. Lots of candies, sticky candies, and make sure the candies stick to the shirts, then everyone wears the shirts, and you all have to lick each others shirts off, hands tied behind your backs. First one to get a shirt off with only his/her tongue and mouth wins. Then the losers all drink, and you do it again!
Swiddles, Kings does indeed kick ass as a drinking card game. Here’s a rough outline of the rules.
Put an empty cup in the middle of the table. Take a deck of cards, spread them around the cup (face down). Make sure you are all drinking the same beer, as this has serious puking ramifications if you are not. Everyone takes turns, picking a card. You have to do a certain thing with each card you pull.
2 – person who pulled the card drinks
3 – everyone puts their thumb on the table. last thumb down drinks
4 – same as 3, except finger goes to nose instead of thumb on table.
5 (aka “rhyme time”) – The person who pulls the card says a short sentence, (i.e. “My head really hurts”) then it goes around the table, and everyone must say a sentence with the last word rhyming (“I really like to eat Certs”) – first one to not think of a rhyme or use a repeated word drinks.
6 (aka “Never have I ever…”)-- person who pulls the card must come up with a "Never have I ever (usually sexual) , and everyone who has done this thing said must drink – i.e. “Never have I ever squicked a goat”. Any goat squickers in the room must drink.
7 – person to your left drinks
8 – everyone yells “NOT IT!” , last “not it” drinks
9 – person to your right drinks
10 – social (everyone drinks)
Jack – Categories – person who pulls the card gives a category. ie “Brands of condoms” – take turns going around the table filling in applicable answers…first to not have an answer or repeat an answer drinks.
Queen – Questions – you must look someone in the eye, and ask them a question. The person you look at can NOT answer the question, they have to look at someone else and ask a question. Repeat until someone fucks up (they drink). This sounds like it is easy, but if you bust out with embarrassing or shocking questions you can get people to laugh (laugh = drink)
1st, 2nd, and 3rd King – you pour your beer (as little or as much as you want) into the community cup in the middle.
4th King – chug the community cup. (then collect all the cards and start over)
Ace – you tell someone to drink.
This is the best drinking game I know of, except of course the “tequila/butter game” – outlined above.
standard drinking games & rules
We used to play “Brown Bag” in college as second drinking game. It’s funnier if you’ve already had a few.
All you need is the grocery bag your beer or liquor came in.
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You open the bag and set it on the floor, standing up. You then take turns picking the bag up using only your mouth. After you pick it up, you rip one inch off the top of the bag & you let the next person go. (starts out very easy, gets progressively impossible)
Eventually, you are left with a postage stamp sized slip of brown paper on the floor. -
If you cannot pick up the bag you must drink (Works best w/shots) & move to the end of the line.
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Here comes the hard part.
The bottom of your feet must remain on the floor at all times & you can not touch the floor with any other part of your body (or use any other means of support).
This means no splits (bottom of feet not on floor), no leaning, no help from others. If you must use your tongue to pick up the bag, please tear of the part you licked.
The longer you play, the more drunk people are, the funnier the contortions that people attempt are.
Oops. I forgot to mention how you determine who wins “Brown Bag”. You play until no one can pick up the scrap left (the last successful attempt wins), or someone gets sick on the bag (I’ve only seen that happen once).
I seem to recall slightly different rules for our Kings, like for 9s you “gave.” Say you are playing with 4 people, you have to designate 9 sips. Person to your left gets 3, next gets 2, the next gets 4, the last gets none. Then there was the Waterfall, which, if you pull the card, you start chugging. When you start, the person to your left starts, and so on, until everyone is chugging. No one can stop until the person who started the waterfall stops. I believe this was the part of the game that left me completely snoggered.
Fine game.
…ahhh, but do you get to lick the other persons shirt off? That’s the heart of a good game.
Pass the Weenie
Two or more teams line up across the room. Each team has a Weenie or one of those long balloons and must grip it between their knees. The Weenie or Balloon must then be passed up the line without the use of hands, just the knees and thighs. First team to get their Weenie or balloon to the end wins, start again if the Weenie is dropped or the Balloon goes off BANG!
Matchbox Mayhem
Split into pairs and tie a potato on a length of string so that it just touches the ground between the players feet when attached to a belt or around the waist. Place a matchbox or similar on the ground and then use the swing of the hips to knock the matchbox with the potato between your partner’s legs. Remember, no hands allowed, just gently thrusting hip movements
Naughty Treasure Hunt
Teams or individuals in a room must be given 10 mins to return with an item or items chosen from the following list. Of course you can add your own!! Item of saucy Womens Underwear, Mens underwear, worn and preferably still warm!!, novelty condom - UNUSED!, Adult Toy, phallic-shaped food, aphrodisiac, personal item with explanation, famous person’s phone number, the most gorgeous man/woman you can find, and so on.
Here’s a drinking game my friends and I used to play in college: it goes along with “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and was fairly similar to the game “Hi Bob.” (which is based off the Bob Newhart Show)
It’s simple: Everyone picks a character from the show (one char each). You must drink whenever that character shows up on screen. Also, you must drink when:
-there is a shot of the Enterprise.
-there is a scene set in the 10-Foreward Lounge.
-Picard gets up from his chair and yanks his shirt down.
-Picard says “Make it so” or “engage”(and points his finger).
-Guinan appears on screen.
-there is a cleavage or butt shot of Counselor Troi.
Also, everyone must do a shot of tequila whenever Troi uses her emoting ability. (Whenever she says “I sense such pain!” or something similarly stupid everyone must do a shot to “numb the pain.”)
You might not end up naked and writhing over each other on the floor, but you will get stupid drunk (especially if you pick Picard or Data as your “drink” character.)
The only body shots I have ever done, the shot were poured into the naval of a buxom young woman.
You get to suck the liquor out.
This is an SCA variant of an old gambling game called Tablero De Jesus. Difference being that you use shots instead of money.
You need 7 shot glasses and a 7x7 board.
Each person starts with the same amount of alcohol. 2 beers is usually enough.
Line up the glasses so that each is in its own column, each person having 3 on the line closest to them, on the right, and then one in the middle. Each fills the glasses
Each person rolls a die, the higher number may fill the middle glass, put it on their row, and go first, or force the opponent to do the same.
After that, turns commence. Roll two dice. You must move a glass for each dice that many squares on its column (glasses only move up and down). So a 5 and a 4 would move one glass 5 and another 4. Keep rolling until you hit a 7 or 11, or you can’t make the move (ie 6,6 when no glasses are on the baselines)
When someone lines up a prespecified number of glasses (usually 6, sometimes as low as 4 (losers)) they may drink them and put them on the opponents’s line. The opponent fills them. Loser is the first to run out of booze.
When 7 glasses are lined up, it is customary to yell “Rack em up and knock em down!” (OR “Knock em up and leave town!” depending on the players…)
Common rule is that before the game, the highest ranking female there rolls two dice. From then on, that is the queen’s number, and as such, it must be announced (loudly), at which point the roller may drink any glass and put it on the opponents baseline for a fill.
Diagonals only count on a line of 7. A chevron may only be taken if the person playing is a sergeant.
Lots of other rules, but those are the ones explained to me at my first event, by a member of the Guccis, so is what I play by.
Just as 3-man is the Granddaddy of All Dice Drinking games, Asshole is the Mother of All Card Drinking games. It has the advantage that it’s an engaging enough game if people aren’t drinking, and it has the potential to get people sloppy drunk REAL fast if they are (and aren’t The President). There are numerous regional variations, but the basic rules for all versions of Asshole are the same:
- All players are ranked in order:
President
Vice President
Secretary of State*
Secretary of Defense*
other assorted dignitaries*
Vice Asshole
Asshole
Generally, the *ed names are optional, and many people simply call anyone not a President, VP, VA, or Asshole a “regular person.” Any number of people can play, with names created for the “middle” people if wanted. Generally, any more than 5 people requires 2 decks, and any more than about 9-10 requires 3 decks. (3 deck Asshole gets kinda nutty, and most people would break this into two smaller games. Having 12 “2’s” in the game screws with it a bit). Some people draw for ranks, and some play an “unranked” hand to determine the initial ranks.
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People sit around the table with the president at the head, the vice president to his left, and so on around to the vice asshole, and the asshole to his immediate right. The asshole deals the cards out around the table so that he gets the first card and the president gets the last (that way, the pres always has the least cards).
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The president and asshole exchange two cards with each other, such that the asshole MUST give his two best cards to the president, and the president gives his two worst cards to the asshole. The VP and VA exchange 1 each.
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Game play then begins with the president. He plays any card on the table, and the next person in line (the VP) plays any card that is either HIGHER or THE SAME as the card down. If he plays higher, play passes to the next person. If he matches it, the next person is skipped, and the person after HIM goes next. If he can’t play, he must skip himself. If anyone skips, either because of a previous double, or because he cannot play, he must take a sip from his drink. Generally, play continues until the Ace is playes, then double 3’s is the next play, and continues through double Ace’s to triple 3’s and on up. Two’s are special cards. If everyone on the table must pass, then the deck is “cleared” and the person who made the last play gets to start a new play with any card they choose.
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If anyone plays a 2, it automatically clears the deck, and they get to play again. Thus, 2’s are the most powerful card in the deck.
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The first person to lose all of their cards is the President for the next game, the second is the VP, on down to the last person left with cards who is the Asshole. People rearagne chairs, and start all over again.
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Generally, anyone can boss around anyone below them during the game, thus the President can hand out drinks at will, and the asshole generally cannot do anything to defend themselves against arbitrarily handed out drinks.
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Anyone who is president for 3 consecutive turns gets to make a “rule” that remains in effect for the rest of the game.
There are other various rules, such as a “social” (4 of a kind showing) where everyone must drink, and other varients that chaneg a lot from place to place, but the above rules pretty much hold anywhere you play.
Ah yes, combine cheap beer and a dirty ping-pong ball, and what do you get? Beer pong!:
Arrange 6 plastic cups in a triangle formation on a ping-pong table (or other suitible surface you don’t mind destroying). Fill the cups about 1/2 full with beer (filling them all the way doesn’t allow the ball to land in the cup). The game is usually played as doubles, with 2 players on each side of the table taking turns trying to bounce a ping-pong ball into the other sides cups. Any ball that lands in a cup the other team must drink. Any ball that does NOT land in a cup is fair game for anyone to grab. Whoever grabs the ball gets to toss it again. Thus, if the recieving team misses the ball, there tends to be a mad dash to get the errant ping-pong ball. The first team to lose all of their own cups must finish the other team’s cups as well.
Ok, a friend and I invented this game back in high school. It’s called “The Molestor”. One person from the crowd sits, blindfolded, in a comfortable couch or sofa. Three people (decided amongst the crowd) sequentially touch the person sitting down in a partially (or totally) erotic manner. An announcer introduces the participants as “Molestor #1”, “Molestor #2”, and “Molestor #3” just before each one fondles the contestant. After all three molestors have done their business and sufficiently rejoined the masses to blend in, the contestant’s blind fold is removed and he/she has to name who he/she thinks were the molestors. It’s a really great game if you think you know your friends.
One time I told this chick to stick her tits in this guys face, so she did… then the next Molestor was this big guy friend of mine who ALSO had rather large breasts, so HE decided to shove his in the dude’s face too… The poor victim couldn’t tell them apart. 
One I thought up was to take a purity test and go through it; only, instead of yes or no, you pick 1-4.
1 Wouldn’t do it
2 Would do it if asked
3 Want to do it
4 Been there done that
And you write 2 numbers. Yours and what you think your partner picked. You have to drink equal to the difference between the two numbers. (ie if you think your partner would never do anal, but they were an old hand at it, you’d drink 3)
Continue till no one can read the test.
Sort of like a newlywed game ripoff.
I am ABSOLUTELY STUNNED that a member of the military would substitute “naval” for “navel”.
On another note, how many of these games are going to be played at the Vegas doperfest?