I need this like I need a hole in my... WHAT?!?


Yer pal,

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Now opening, in the BBQ Pit, people you’d like to nominate for a free trepanation! :wink:

another thing for me to be addicted to on the net. Can you people be a just little less amusing? Please! LMAO

Venkmann: “Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.”

Spengler: “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.”

“The world ends when I die. And as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.” – Matt Groening

Do any of y’all remember that old commercial for the Egg Scrambler? It was built kind of like a stand up orange juicer, and it would punch a spike through an egg shell, then scramble the egg in the shell.

I renamed that thing the Home Labotomy Kit, and amused my friends with the mental image of me scrambling my brians all day long.

Maybe I should rename myself NostroSealemonus… < rimshot >

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

They do have cool T-shirts though…


“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide