I am so sorry I told the ignorant bonehead to go to “About This Message Board” and learn to use the codes.
I am so,so, so, sorry.
I deserve to be punished.
Any volunteers?
On a serious note however, I will pledge $50 to the Vasectomy for Serlin fund, will anyone else match my pledge??
C’Mon people, dig deep into those wallets! Its in the best interest of the planet to stop the spread of Serlinism! Let’s nip this in the bud…so to speak!
The “I want to spank Kelli” line starts on the left.
The “I want Kelli to spank me” line is on the right.
And never the twain shall meet?
Not with Kelli in between and everyone facing the same direction.
Never attribute to an -ism anything more easily explained by common, human stupidity.
Well, kelli, I’ve always liked you and your brash style, but . . . I’m sorry, you must be punished. This is going to take more than a wet noodle.
Bad Kelli! Bad Kelli!
Will work for sig line.
vasectomy?
How about castration?
I’m telling you, you can’t castrate something that isn’t THERE!
Now, kellibelli, we still love you (just not as much) and that scatophaghe would have figured it out sooner or later on his own. Yet you need to do penance… I suggest you write 100 times:
I will not feed nor encourage the trolls.
Okay? We want to see this within 24 hours. 
Best!
Byz
Oh, you guys!
I actually wasnt kidding about paying for the vasectomy, if he will get one, I will help pay…any other pledges?
C’mon, some woman did it for crack mothers!
Byz, I will start my lines right away…
As for you perverts…I will see YOU in chat!
No apologies necessary, kellibelli, we all make mistakes.
BTW, some of us are just kinky, not perverted
The Coyote gnaws …
but he does not swallow.
Sorry, but I put all my extra change in the “Homer Sensitivity Training” collection box…
Sorry, I’m too busy tracking down the donkey-felcher who taught daniel p. bostaph HTML.
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
Hey I’m no donkey-fel…
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…err, um, I mean, hope you find that bastard.