I need to reset my taste buds.

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Ack, the most horrible taste in the world is in my mouth and I can’t get rid of it. Partly because trying to get rid of it only made it worse.
I thawed out some old pasta sauce that I made a while ago. I put Garlic and onion on the pasta, then put on the sauce which I had fogotten already had a bit extra Garlic and onion. Then I ate some garlic bread. Then sitting at the computer I popped a ginger Altoid out of habit. Then dinner caught up with me and I had to pop a lemon Malox tablet .
My breath was at noxious level of Garlic, Onion and Ginger, so I decided to try to fix it. I brushed my teeth, but my toothpaste is Baking soda and peroxide stuff which already tastes wierd and added to the problem. Then I went for the big gun and tried to wash it all out with mouthwash. Plus my pack of cigarettes must be really old, and has a dirt flavor.

I can distinctly taste garlic, onion, ginger, chalky-lemon, peroxide, baking soda, icy-mint and dirty tabacco all at once.
I was planning on enjoying a few beers tonight, but don’t think I will be able to enjoy it at all, unless I figure out the reset button on taste buds.

2

Oh god.

Apples and water usually works for me, but I’ve never had it that bad. Maybe you need mouthwash.

3

Try rinsing with baking soda, maybe? I mean, it’s supposed to take care of odors, so maybe that will do the trick.

4

Try chewing on some parsley, if you’ve got any.

5

I think trying to rinse with baking soda might help.

And drink a glass or two of water.

6

Tobasco sauce ought to hide all those other tastes. In fact, you probably won’t be able to taste much of anything for a little while. Drink some milk afterwards to soothe your poor throat.

7

Brush your tongue, vigorously.

8

I was going to suggest gari, pickled ginger which is good for cleansing your palate, but seems you have already hit the ginger.

9

'bout 5 shots of whiskey’ll fix you up right quick.