See, by behaving as if I didn’t get your obvious self-deprecation, I was being meta-self-deprecating.
But maybe you were playing along. . .?
ETA: meanwhile, the new babe stands alone in the corner.
I just dropped in to say hello back !
You mean, dived and dove are both correctish, but dived is correcter.
Gee, I’ve been here about a year now, and I don’t think I ever posted my self-welcoming autobiography either. Oh well. If you don’t know me by now, leave it alone!
I dove in here years ago and haven’t yet come up for air. Or maybe the tentacles are holding me down. I’m not sure any more.
Anyway, welcome! You’re lucky enough to have avoided being selected for The Questionnaire, but that just means we have to think up something else.
Well I am so new I thought it was something that normally happens but I missed out when I first got here. If I am wrong, sorry for the needless thread.
LOL, great swampy
What is The Questionnaire? Sounds cryptic :dubious:
Oh, no no no. You do not want to ask that question.
:: shudder ::
So why are you reading this thread ?
Let alone posting.
April, ignore the sour grapes, you’ve done nothing against S.D,s conventions.
Some do, some don’t.
Some are shy, some lurk for ages, some others jump in .
You’re totally welcome, and we’re glad to have a new participant.
Don’t be a stranger !
I for one never made an introductory thread like this. Is it too late for me now, or should I just hijack this one? 
Just teasing of course, April R. You’re an alright gal from what I can gather! I certainly know you and recognize your posts and username… so that’s something!
feel free to hijack away **drew **
Thanks L4L, I don’t get easily offended so I didn’t take it as sour grapes
Hello April and welcome! I hope you and your little munchkin in the oven are feeling better now. Thank you for the OP. Contrary to some, I enjoy the “hey, I’m new” threads so it’s all good.
So, you’re in the Knoxville Area.
Welcome.
No:confused: I am in West TN. Knoxville is East TN
Oh! That’s over by Knocksvlle, isn’t it?
Sunspace, you are long past your squid initiation. At this point, you’re like the song said: you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. Same here, I suppose.
Welcome, April!
HardKnocksville 
Ironic username/post combination.
And I love a good irony.
-D/a