Back when I was in high school I used to be a straw chewer. Everyday I would chew on straws. Not sure why, I just did.
Then one day at lunchtime I’m standing around with my circle of friends. One of my friends says something funny. I guess the first part of my laugh is an inhale. Or it was that day atleast. Anyways, I inhale the whole straw. My face went from laughing mode to panic mode in an instant. My friends noticed my face of panic, but didn’t know what happened. I managed to inform them that I had just swallowed a straw.
I tried to gag myself for the remainder of lunch in attempt to bring the straw back. To no avail. My friend were all laughing hysterically at me. I felt the straw in my throat for a couple hours afterwards. It was horrible. Never got it out.