I pit all you fucking FTT'ers

Why shouldn’t I feed trolls? Most of the time I’m posting here, it’s because I’m bored as hell, and watching other people react is funny as shit. Case in point…

Do not feed the troll feeders.

Has the OP figured out yet that he is feeding trolls?

Cactii is the plural of cacti. It’s like double plural. Fuckin loads of cactuses.

Only yucca FTT’ers use that succulent double plural.

So you feed the trolls to watch how everyone else reacts? Not too far from the bridge yourself, huh?

I hate how I’m forced to read trolling and the interaction with those that feed them. So I understand where the OP is coming from.

That really chaps my ass too.

Has he figured out he IS a troll?

Sobered up was my guess, but it looks like you got an early start today with the cactus comment.

Says one of the biggest trolls on the whole board.

You anti-alcohol trolls are annoying as fuck.

I, for one, have never fed a troll; and have never even commented in a thread about trolls.

Feed a troll and he’ll troll for a day; teach a troll to feed and he’ll troll for the rest of his life.

They make a salve that will help with that.

Well, golly. This has been an interesting read.

To the gentleman who started it, I’d just like to say that I understand that when the frustrations of life become overwhelming, sometimes you just have to let it out.

Life can be hard, like a turgid cock or the leathery exterior of a cactus. And sometimes life can be soft in the middle, like a flaccid cock or the squishy interior of a cactus.
And I’m sure life must be extra painful for a cactus fetishist.

But please, please DNFTC, because that’s just gonna hurt, turgid or flaccid.
And Kobal2, thank you, sincerely, for a most insightful and amusing post (#46).
It was like a ray of sunshine to my heart.

Ironic to think they make it out of cacti…

Not nearly meta enough. 2 out of 5

In the pit? Not really. Should have mentioned that it isn’t something I’m OK with outside of it.

I don’t read the T’s post, just the responses. The responses are hilarious. The T’s post itself is just sad

Relevant new research: Trolls might be sadists.

Can I just say, I read the title as FFT’ers and was really interested to see a pitting of those who used the Fast Fourier Transform.

…oh well. (I didn’t really think that was what I was going to get. But it would have been awesome!)

I think this picture describes what happens most of the time.