Whenever I was sick, there was always good old Pepto Bismol. Despite its wide variety of insipid add campaigns, it actually worked. For a while.
But raise your hand if you’ve ever taken psych 101. Everyone? Good. Now, who can tell me what happens when a person repeatedly drinks a distinctive looking and tasting liquid every time they get sick, and only when they get sick?
So now, even though I would very much like my stomach settled, the mere sight of the pink chalky stuff is enough to make me want to vomit for the third time today.
Damn you Pavlov and Skinner!