I pit crying babies in public places

Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

Newsflash - he’s still dead.

Where are the fucking spoiler boxes in this thread?

It’s not debatable in any way shape or form. It’s debatable in the way Evolution is debatable.

Loudly, persistently, and dishonestly?

And evolution means that not everything that you personally see as “natural” necessarily is. Environment will also play a role in whether or not any given individual has much of a drive to reproduce. And finally, I don’t know about you but I am a human being, which means I have the ability to rule my drives and instincts, rather than vice versa.

So, while parenthood may be natural to you and many others, it is not necessarily a “natural state” for everyone else. Perhaps if there weren’t so many “natural parents” out there, we would have fewer entitled ones expecting the rest of the world to modify everything for their pwecious bundle of joy.

Madagascar suffers from deforestation, agricultural fires, erosion, over-hunting/collection, and alien species. So next time a lemur is bounding about the restaurant, don’t yell at it.

Why are there aliens in Madagascar? There are no hillbillies there to anally probe are there? (Sorry, I mean “sons of the soil.”)

They are deposited when visiting hillbillies take a crap.

First, where did the know-it-all come from?

And second, I guess you two have never lost your tempers huh? Good for you :rolleyes:

If me yelling at one kid makes me a douche, then I’ll take that because I cannot promise to never lose my temper again. It happens, get over yourselves

At the very least.

Parenthood is natural, but so is not wanting kids. I’m a natural, living organism, and I don’t want kids. Point proven in one!

There’s also plenty of room for debate on parenthood being the normal state for human beings - I’ve seen statistics that put people without children at close to 50%. You could also bring in statistics for people who have kids then later regret it, if you really want to muddy the waters.

I lose my temper all the fucking time. However, I’ve never screamed in a stranger’s kid’s face to shut up.

Maybe you should take an anger management course if this is your SOP.

The only people saying that parents shoudln’t bring their kids into public are people who think they should, but are creating straw men to punch because they’re feeling lonely. As far as I can recall, **nobody **in this thread has a problem with kids in public as long as they’re removed if they start being a nuisance. So I’m not sure who you’re here to yell at, really. Can I get you a cup of tea, or something?

Know what else is a natural state for humans between 15 and 40? Raping anything that moves, if you’re male, to spread your progeny around as much as possible. So, remember, if you’re not a rapist, you’re a genetic freak. Everybody just needs to learn to accept the rape. Oh, and nudity is also natural. And dying to diseases or syndromes we can prevent or treat.

So unless you’re a naked dead rapist, you need to shut the fuck up about what’s “natural.”

I knew there was a reason I kept coming back to this thread.

And if you’re a naked dead rapist you need to be in the restaurant that’s on fire, with the crying baby, in order to post in this thread.

I’ve got my Monday bile rising swiftly in my throat. Does it show?

Defecating regularly is the natural state for humans. Shitting at the dinner table is not.

Yes, I lose my temper, I could probably teach a class in doing so as a matter of fact. Not once however, have I ever decided to haul off and scream in a kids face, including my own. You seem to find that behavior acceptable, and even commendable given the correct situation. That is where the doucheness comes to play. You know that you are correct and the rest of us are fucked in the head for disagreeing with you. That is where the know it all rears its head.

So, what are we up to now? A dead naked rapist shitting on a baby in a burning restaurant?

:smiley:

No its a dead naked rapist shitting on the table next to their plate of “baby” back ribs, in a burning restraurant, with a crying baby at a nearby table.

you forgot the cannibalism - what good is the thread without that??