I pit DrDeth

I’ve never found Velocity to be dumb. He/she does have a history of many threads along the lines of “Let’s discuss this thing about Democrats in a way that portrays them in the worst possible light, but please don’t discuss the fact that the Republicans do similar bad things several orders of magnitude more”, so that thread is right in line with that, but then GD/P&E are filled with similar types of threads by lots of people (probably including me, although I’m not much of a threadstarter).

Not so much trolling as “mild needling”, and nothing that isn’t part of the background noise.

No, @Velocity isn’t stupid. Which is why I think that their thread is trolling; they post a provocative, disingenuous premise, and then don’t stick around to defend or discuss it. I’ll admit that I’ve never noticed any trollish tendencies before from that poster. But the alternative posits a level of ignorance that seems inconsistent with their posting history.

I’ll accept others’ words on stupidity, though I’m still not convinced.

Uncritical thinker may be better at any rate. Still has that vibe of a ~16-18 year old who has only ever gotten news from parents or Fox News, from a fairly conservative area (I always picture suburb of Dallas or something similar) and never thought to question the obvious contradictions of that viewpoint against the real world.

I’m guessing the Good Doctor’s degree is not in mathematics or statistics:

He also uses apostrophes wrong.

Exactly. @DrDeth, you have never been pitted because people disagree with you. That’s a total strawman. Read this thread. None of it is “Grrr! I hate DrDeth so much because I disagree with him!”.

It has not been shown that your posts are of value at all.

When faced with the choices of:

  1. Everyone is unfairly picking on me; or
  2. My worldview really is spectacularly wrong

it’s no surprise most people go for the first option.

Witch hunt!

DrDeth turned me into a newt!

On the internet, no one knows you’re a newt.

< sideways glance at Gyrate >

A newt?

Has his use of idiosyncratic alternative spellings at least improved? Or substitution of ‘a’ for ‘an’? I must admit, I do not follow his posts much (not that I have him on ignore, it’s just that I mostly ever run across… not so much him, as posts about him in he pit).

Yeah, I know. I just didn’t think he needed a thread all his own. BTW, I figured his thread was some kind of counter to @ThelmaLou’s The Christians are Coming thread. In fact, he made a post in there with a false equivalence between Republicans using religion in politics with Democrats using religion in politics. That very same day, he starts is Democrats are really just atheists thread.

Still a newt.

Typing is exhausting.

I bet it is!

I came here to make Monty Python reference and decided to coo over adorable newt* picture instead.

*possibly a gecko - still adorable

I’m sure it is, sadly it was the closest I could get. :frowning:

(At least it’s not a Geico ad.)

Still adorable!

Geckos are cool because they use the very weak Van Der Waals force to cling to stuff, which is incredibly awesome.

Also, because Anoles have similar feet, but they evolved them separately, which is also super cool. And Anoles are great because I just read a book about evolution by a guy who studied how, on a bunch of different islands in the Caribbean, the Anoles diverged into the same 4 or so roles - evolving along such similar paths that you’d be inclined to think that the tree anole on island 1 is related to the tree anole from island 2, but in fact all 4 types of anoles on each island evolved from a common ancestor that first arrived at the island and then diverged into one of 4 roles in extremely similar ways.

Improbable Destinies, a fantastic book about whether evolution is predictable, evolving into specific niches again and again - or unpredictable, heading down totally different paths based on tiny and completely random one in a trillion mutations.

(Spoiler: the book’s answer is, a bit of both at different scales)

Anoles are awesome. I used to love to mess around with them when I lived on Guam. They were probably my favorite animal. And they are a type of chameleon so they change colors. I have loved them ever since living there.

We had geckos too but they were everywhere, they were basically pests. At least they were harmless.