I pit DrDeth

[MrDibble]

The dumb motherfucker doubled down on the insanity. This almost feels cruel.

D & D got woke and that's good because you should have all been playing that way (or not if you didn't prefer))

Do Hippopotamuses have opposable digits? Cats? Wolves? Lizards? Come now, you claim you play D&D, you have to know all the anthropomorphic animal PC races have opposable digits. Your point here invalidates your arguments. Yes they are. And it is a BARD, not a minstrel. You should know that. Calling it a “minstrel” is poisoning the well, and a poor debating trick. Now it is an ape, not a monkey? How many apes have wing flaps? They are meant to be a descendant from a race of flying squ…