You know, you* could *decide to make all your lives revolve around me and live only to serve my every whim.
But noooooo, no, instead you just keep on caring about your own stuff.
I spit on you all.
That’s nice. Take two aspirin and don’t call me in the morning.
As part of our plan to keep not making our lives revolve around you, I’m closing your Pit thread. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!