I pit gum

No taste, sticks to you like glue, lodges in all sorts of funny places.

… you’re obviously not using it right. You put it in your mouth, THEN chew.

You’re obviously not aware of this, but one of the coolest dudes on this messageboard is a Belgian dude who goes by the name of “gum” - so ya better watch out!

I’m pretty sure it’s Belgium - my apologies if it’s the Netherlands.

It’s the Netherlands, and the poster gum is… female. Yes, caught me off guard as well. :slight_smile:

Errr, roger, welcome to the boards. It’s a bit thin as far as rants go, isn’t it?

What’s your name, Goh Chok Tong? :wink:

Couldn’t believe that when I read it. Thought it was about the poster as well. :eek:

I kind of agree with sentiment about actual chewing gum, though. Especially when people chew it audibly. Yuck. It’s not like it’s ruined my life or anything, though. :slight_smile:

Yep, gotta agree that chewing gum is disgusting. I don’t want to see that bit of sugary rubber in your mouth, nor do I want to hear it, nor do I want to watch your face as you churn it all about!

Move to Singapore.

gum quit

On the plus side, sugar free gum is good for your teeth.

So there’s always that.

4 out of 5 poster recommend gum to thier readers who like gum.

OK go ahead, chew the damned stuff, but do you have to gob it on the freakin’ sidewalk!? Or stick it under the table in the restaurant, so it can decorate my pants!? Stick it behind your ear, where it belongs.

But can he walk at the same time?

Cheers, mate. It’s as thin as a stick of gum, but it did its job. In my previous incarnation as Bodswood, I’d enjoyed some good banter with gum, but she seemed to have disappeared while I was on holiday.

Before anyone asks, I had problems registering as a chartered member under my old name, so had to choose a new one.

You can get gum in Singapore now, but only for “therapeutic” gum dispensed to registered users by pharmacies.

Yes, I was actually aware of that. At any rate, there’s gotta be less gum (and less annoying gum habits) in Singapore.

Why did she?

So what exactly is “therapeutic” gum?

Somebody chewed her out. Besides, she was starting to lose her flavor anyways.

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