I Pit Hitler

He should release those as a podcast series,

Once they go though Nazi boot camp, they will walk how they’re TOLD to walk. Men and geese both!

Actually, geese cannot be trained.

Dude couldn’t even grow a proper mustache. Plus his real name was Schickelgruber. What a tard!

Veddy amusink, herr Boyo. But do you haff papers for zis Pit Thread? Nein?

Men! Seize zis thread und take it to MPSIMS! Macht shnell!

Oh, I thought that was an obscure Kate Bush reference.

They will obey or die! Just like everyone else!

Meh… If someone would of just given him a hug back in the early 1930’s and told him everything was going to be ok we may of avoided that whole world war thingy for 6 years.

Ha ha.

Do you know why Emily Dickinson’s chicken crossed the road?

Because it could not stop for death!
Do you know who else had chickens like this?

Hitler!

Given his preferred method of hand greeting I’d say he was against it.

Mr. Hilter is a perfectly nice person and doesn’t deserve pitting.

Hilter’s all right I guess, he’s a bit weird though. I once saw him in the local book shop, he was looking for a map of Bideford for his hiking trip. When I pointed out that the map he was holding was in fact a map of Stalingrad, and not of Bideford, he got a bit weird. I guess he didn’t understand me as he still bought the Stalingrad map. His hike will be ruined I’m afraid.

Hitler was a terrible artist, but what truly made him evil is how his influence spread and he was able to export his atrocities across the globe. To put it simply, Hitler was the Thomas Kinkade of his generation.

No wonder millions died trying to stop him.

Ouch!

I think you may have crossed a line here. That’s just inappropriate.

Yes. It’s unfair to Hitler.

Comparing Hitler to Kinkade is a line that stepping over not should be.*

*With no apologies to Yoda, The Butcher of Endor.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man.

****ing Germans. Nothing changes. ****ing Nazis.

plus Hitler ruined that particular mustache style forever +2 days.