I pit internet assholes! (RO)

I was curious about** Scumpup **and wondered if the posts he started would be primarily about guns.

There were just a few threads about guns.

To my surprise I found another common theme - sex. With fantasy creatures.

I didn’t realize that you are teen fanboy, so based on my findings, I think I was waaaay to harsh on poor Scumpup.

No wonder you came in with your cohorts. That’s how you roll. I understand your use of “jailbird” in calling names. You just don’t know any better.

These start from the oldest - you’re growing. That’s good.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=180615
Who would win in a mud wrestling match?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=181107
Which FF chick would you most like to boink?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=181316
Which dead celebrity would you have most liked to boink?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=211098
Which Final Fantasy was smuttiest?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=211811
Which Superhero most likely patronizes prostitutes?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=211543
Which Superhero sidekick would you most like to boink?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239948
Which toon MILF is the hottest?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=356465
What animated character would make you play for the other team?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=469575
How do I ID a porn star?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=474476
I resent it when strip clubs hire fat ass bouncers.

It’s interesting alright. I shoulda brought popcorn. I’m not going to rehash any of my opinions, they are part of The Dope’s “public record” anyway. I’m just gonna watch the show.
Two men enter! One man leaves!

Maybe it’s time to change your user name - I suggest ScumDoggyDawg. Think about it.

When you do something as lame as insults bases on usernames, you’ve renounced any claim to being taken seriously. Maybe you can go find a nice thread in MPIMS about kittens or something.
Bye now.

I do regret insulting your name - I didn’t know about you then. I thought you were an adult. Sorry. No… uh, soweee, is that how you kids write it?

I do have a kitten - thanks for remembering.

The funniest thing about all this is, the last thing I need is a sock to help fight my battles! I actually have to restrain myself from posting on occasions, otherwise I’d be getting slagged off for my posting rate.

As much as I appreciate the support of others here, I haven’t gone PM’ing them for it. 1stFusilier is admittedly my friend in RL, but she wouldn’t just back me up if I was talking absolute bollocks, I’m sure.

Still, if Scumpup has suspicions, surely he has contacted admin with a list of who I am supposed to be, so it might be cleared up soon?

I gotta ask you jali -

Ivan has been an obvious attention troll all over the board wracking up an impressive post count in a short time while starring in numerous threads which somehow “become” all about him. Scumpup is a hothead who just has to engage Ivan and play tug-of-war.

So, what made you jump on Scumpup’s case?

No accusation is intended by me. I’m just curious as to why you appear to ignore the transgressions of one chucklehead while attacking the other.

Look, in another far less formal forum I have a staggering 30+ posts daily average. You may equate quantity with trolling, but all it really means is I have far too much time on my hands. If that is a crime in these parts, I’ll hold my hands up.

All part of my reformed, ex-criminal package.

For the record, I was the first one to jump on ivan for being a hypocrite and an internet asshole in this thread. I didn’t consult with Scumpup, or anyone else, when I did so, and niether Scumpup nor I even remotely fit the category of teen fanboy.

You, however, do seem to fit the category of ‘moron’.

Regardless of what you think of Scumpup (and he and I just had it out in another Pit thread recently), ivan is an attention whore, a hypocrite, an internet asshole and an unrepentant thief and burglar. He’s earned his lumps.

I have no disagreement with anything you said. It agrees with the intent of my question.

Why would one ignore the trolling asshole and attack the hothead who insists on engaging him?

I just had to come back and edit this. Of course you ignore the troll. But why admonish his accuser for any other reason than “feeding the troll”?

Why don’t you first give your definition of a “trolling asshole” and then indicate where I fit the bill, Bubba?

OK Ivan, here’s a little morsel. But that’s all I have for now.

How is he anymore of an attention whore than you? No one dragged you kicking and screaming into this thread just to piss on him.

I happen to like** ivan**. You don’t. So what?

I’m fine with your assessment of me as a moron since you don’t know me at all. Think what you will. I still like ivan and from what I’ve see of you and Scumpup I really don’t like either of you.

Your insistance that others jump on your “he’s bad” bandwagon doesn’t move me. Because you or scumpup accuse him of something doesn’t make it so. I’ve interacted in other threads with him and I’ve seen a witty poster.

You may consider him unrepentant, but who are you to judge? He’s admitted his failings as a younger person (something some here probably will never do) and he’s been straight about it. You could be a recent parolee yourself - we would never know - and write as an avenging lawman. Should he be your supplicant on the boards forever because of what he’s done? Does he owe an explanation or apology to you? What if he gave it? Would you find a way to see it as somehow insincere?

Am I not allowed to pit other Black people since I’m Black myself? Would that make my a hypocrite in some way?

Even if you think ivan’s an asshole, why would you conclude that he shouldn’t be allowed to pit another asshole? Is there one asshole standard that you subscribe to?

Has **ivan **done the same things done in the video? If he hasn’t then he should be able to pit freely in The Pit.

Happy Valentine’s Day sweetie.

What the sweet fuck???
So if I read a thread and think you are acting like a prick that means I am a sock for somebody who disagrees with you? Thats so moronic I shouldn’t even bother being offended, but fuck you anyway.

What has post count got to do with anything? Are you twelve?

What has my location got to do with anything? (“Because, like, you know, England and Ireland are like, the same place, you know, dude”)
Fuck you numpty boy. I am no sock, and if any mods are watching, please do whatever it is you do to check for socks, and then confirm that fact to fuckwit Scumpup here. Then maybe I will hold my breath for an apology.

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That depends. Are you going to pit them for being black?

It’s not at all obvious to me (attention troll). I’ve engaged with ivan in another thread, and we all had a good time.

I see scumpup as not liking ivan and expecting no one to like him - just like 1st graders wanting all their friends to hate someone that they hate that week.

It feels like trolling on scumpup’s part, at least in this thread.

When you are ready, Bubba.

I don’t particularly like Ivan . (And I lived in Manchester for three years! And don’t even have a post count on show!)

But when you make prison rape jokes, you’ve lost the moral high ground.

Unless you are being obtuse, the point is obviously that even if I was still a criminal, it shouldn’t exclude me from criticizing other criminals.

Or do you think that every criminal shares the same faults and absence of qualities?