I pit jtur88

[Azeotrope]

@panache45

Now he thinks it’s a good idea to wash vegetables while you are showering in order to save time.

Right. Dingleberries and pubic hair and soap scum add a certain je ne sais quoi to veggies and salads.

:dubious: So apparently he thinks month old turkey is ok to eat as long as you wash off the slime, yet he washes vegetables? I’m seeing a bit of a disconnect here (yep, he’s trollin’.)

[peedin]

It better be a Clarkman, although those have trouble with the hasp.

[pulykamell]

@Sunny_Daze

Here we go: jturd on food safety:

Left food out overnight, on your front porch? No problem. I just leave mine on the stove at 70!

To be honest, I used to do this all the time when I didn’t have room in my fridge and just reheated it without suffering ill effects. Hell, even my folks used to leave soup out like that. Since I’m feeding others these days, I don’t do it, since it actually is pretty bad from a food safety standpoint. But I don’t think it’s particularly odd to leave food on the stovetop overnight and eat it the next day (usually after heating it up and boiling it good,)

[cochrane]

@muldoonthief

What thread is that in? Because it’s straight from a Seinfeld episode. He’s got to be trolling.

Here.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19949232&postcount=6

@jtur88

Cite?

Or, at lest, some kind of insight to explain the possible downside of washing vegetables while showering.

From a thread about coffee, oddly.

[Azeotrope]

So what does he do for coffee, dig the grounds out of Starbucks’ dumpster and eat them as is?

[Sunny_Daze]

Here you go. I’m not I even understand this preparation method, but apparently it’s really the easiest thing going:

@jtur88

Simplify your life. It will continue to pay cumulative dividends for the rest of your life.

Learn to like coffee without cream and sugar. Then, you can always enjoy the simple pleasure of a cuppa, without fretting about the ready availability of cream, sugar, refrigerators, clean silver spoons of the requisite size and shape, and the myriad other worrisome complications that are going to contribute incrementally and unfavorably to timing of your death.

All those people you think are happy to have “a good cup of coffee” will spend a great deal more of their lives whining miserably about a bad one.

When a cup of coffee presents itself, just say “It’s good enough” and get on with your happy and contented life.

Moi? I make coffee for Sunday morning breakfast, when my usual daily is unavailable. On Saturday night, I bring a saucepan of water to the boil, throw in a scoop of Colombian, turn off the heat, cover it, and go to bed. In the morning, I carefully pour it off the settled grounds, reheat and drink, as is. I’ve never had a better cup of coffee.

[Azeotrope]

Urgh, one of my grandmothers always made boiled coffee in a saucepan, although at least she didn’t let it sit out overnight. My grandfather bought her percolaters and Mr. Coffee makers and she wouldn’t touch them. Her coffee was nasty bitter icky stuff and even straining it didn’t get all the grounds out.

Anyway, if it’s so easy and the best coffee ever, why doesn’t he just do that every night?

[ioioio]

@Sunny_Daze

And he never gets sick. His contribution to the thread asking where the sick Dopers are right now.

Originally Posted by jtur88 View Post
I haven’t had a cold in more than ten years. I never got a flu shot. Victoria, Texas.

I was going to post about that one because it caused me to realize who jtur88 is: he’s the most interesting man in the world.
It’s the only possible explanation.

[Colibri]

@Azeotrope

Urgh, one of my grandmothers always made boiled coffee in a saucepan, although at least she didn’t let it sit out overnight. My grandfather bought her percolaters and Mr. Coffee makers and she wouldn’t touch them. Her coffee was nasty bitter icky stuff and even straining it didn’t get all the grounds out.

Anyway, if it’s so easy and the best coffee ever, why doesn’t he just do that every night?

Clearly he has no sense of taste at all, which also explains his willingness to eat putrid food.

[panache45]

I wonder how many of his senses aren’t working?

[Skywatcher]

Now he’s combining stuff he’s “seen” (specifically snow) and all the places he’s been.

[panache45]

And now he’s forgotten how to count:

“There are two things you need in your life: Love, money and health.”

[Roderick_Femm]

@panache45

And now he’s forgotten how to count:

“There are two things you need in your life: Love, money and health.”

Does that cheap shot make you feel good about yourself? Here is the rest of what he said:

@jtur88

There are two things you need in your life: Love, money and health. Any two will do, and make up for the shortfall in the one that is missing.

Yes, he is guilty of the serious crime of a clumsy construction. It’s clear what he is trying to say here, even if you disagree with it. Try to be fair, even if that concept is foreign to you.

[panache45]

@Roderick_Femm

Does that cheap shot make you feel good about yourself? Here is the rest of what he said:

Yes, he is guilty of the serious crime of a clumsy construction. It’s clear what he is trying to say here, even if you disagree with it. Try to be fair, even if that concept is foreign to you.

In case you haven’t noticed, this entire thread is about cheap shots, very little more.

[BigT]

@Roderick_Femm

Does that cheap shot make you feel good about yourself? Here is the rest of what he said:

Yes, he is guilty of the serious crime of a clumsy construction. It’s clear what he is trying to say here, even if you disagree with it. Try to be fair, even if that concept is foreign to you.

Yes, someone is going to feel bad because they nitpicked an asshole.

Dude is a lying sack of shit claiming to be blind and then discussing all these things he does that literally require sight.

You’re defending a goddamned troll. Stop it.

[Skywatcher]

@BigT

Dude is a lying sack of shit claiming to be blind and then discussing all these things he does that literally require sight.

He’s specifically said that he’s so blind, he had to feel around a taxi in a RHD country to find where to sit. He’s incapable of doing that on sight, how the hell is he seeing all that other stuff?

[Roderick_Femm]

@BigT

You’re defending a goddamned troll. Stop it.

I am not defending anyone, you nit. I am requesting the same thing here that I do in threads about Trump: keep it about substance and reality, and leave out the made up and the trivial. The pittings are much more effective that way.

[Eyebrows_0f_Doom]

@BigT

You’re defending a goddamned troll. Stop it.

The irony here is glorious.

[Guinastasia]

@Skywatcher

He’s specifically said that he’s so blind, he had to feel around a taxi in a RHD country to find where to sit. He’s incapable of doing that on sight, how the hell is he seeing all that other stuff?

But apparently he drives. Go figure.

[Riemann]

@Roderick_Femm

I am not defending anyone, you nit. I am requesting the same thing here that I do in threads about Trump: keep it about substance and reality, and leave out the made up and the trivial. The pittings are much more effective that way.

Yeah, I agree - there’s some weak sauce here. Truncation of a perfectly reasonable comment to deliberately misrepresent it; and earlier, his comment about calling TIPS on someone at a buffet was obviously sarcasm.