I pit Lowe's delivery

And 149 years later Little Nemo still finds it pit worthy (freaking arrogant Victorian balloonists…). It explains why their appliance delivery takes so long though.

Tibbytoes, where have you been all my life?

/applauds Tibbytoes

I suspect these companies would be a whole lot better about their deliveries if they didn’t get paid until the consumer got the product safely delivered to their house.

So…how YOU doin’?