Okay if the “withholding sex” comment is out, just hang a necktie on the outside doorknob at all times.
And welcome to the Dope. 
Worth a shot and thanks.
Agreed to both ideas.
Oh. Too bad.
Well, I wish you the best of luck with putting up with him for the next two and a half months. Regardless of how much good he does, his level of intolerance towards anyone who isn’t a fundamentalist Christian would make him someone I couldn’t live with for me, too.
As long as you’re keeping up the facade research Bible verses on tolerance to combat hit excesses.
Yeah that’s probably a good plan if it gets brought up.
So, I guess no more cross-dressing for you for a while, huh?
Something like that, what really bothers me though is that I have several gay friends who might be coming up in a few weeks which could get awkward.
Then have her tell him she’s gay, and only having sex with you in an effort to make herself straight as Jesus wants.
This will probably accomplish very little, except to make the story more entertaining when you’re telling it years from now.
No, do! He’s perfect! Pull the chick aside, act embarrassed, “I’m sorry, he’s always saying things like that but, you know, he’s a friend and I love him anyway, what can I say . . . I’ll make it up to you, what are you drinking?”
Or in.
Or fun! All depends on what you do with it! 
That phrasing – “to university,” not “to a university” – suggests you’re a Brit.
Merciful Og, you have those types in the UK too?! 
I’m actually American but I tend to use British English when writing, it just looks better to me and I tend to read more British literature than American. It’s an affectation if you will.
How colourful.
:dubious: Damn u.
Were you serious about your concerns about him stoning you? I mean, that’s freaking assault.
My advice- moving sucks, start worshipping the devil and he’ll do all the work leaving. If that fails, just masterbate a lot.
My freshman roommate listened to Van Halen non stop, I think I would’ve traded you roomies.
Why? I mean, I understand the principle of the thing, but why would it bother you to have this guy as an enemy? He’s clearly a bigoted douchebag with no understanding of tolerance or respect for beliefs that aren’t his own. Trying to accommodate him really seems like an exercise in pointlessness, and I don’t see why you should try to not make him your enemy when it’s clear that he’s not worth having as a friend or acquaintance. Bigoted little shits like him need a dose of the real world, badly.
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HERETIC!
Honestly I am just trying to get through this semester without too much conflict as I am focusing on my studies and I’m trying to minimize drama as much as possible. That said if I could challenge him without having to deal with the aftermath everyday for the rest of the semester.