Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Huh. I guess I’m the only asshole that loves this stuff. Bubble wrap annoys me because it takes up so much more space in the garbage than it needs to. The unpoppable bubble wrap is great because you can lay it down flat and run a box-cutter along it once and instantly deflate all the bubbles.
I will see your pathetic energy drink and raise you a three-pack of ThunderMuscle!
From the mind of David Cross and the breasts of Mother Mary.
Here’s the (NSFW) first time he tries to sell ThunderMuscle to old British ladies having tea.
Rolling an office chair over a piece of bubblewrap is one of my joys in life. This is an abomination on par with styrofoam peanuts.
That’s when I’m forced to go online and pop some virtual bubblewrap. Thanks, OpalCat. You will be remembered every time real bubblewrap disappoints.
There’s long been the abomination of unpoppable bubblewrap that looks like regular bubblewrap, but when you pinch a bubble, it goes fssss instead of POP! Fuck that shit. It’s the ED of the bubblewrap world.
I can’t even imagine non-poppable bubble wrap, nor do I approve. When I gets me some bubble wrap, I go all Monk on it. Imagine giving some to him.
Unpoppable Bubble wrap is not a good thing. Popping bubble wrap is fun.
What happens when unpoppable bubble wrap meets an unstoppable thumb?
I loathe you.
If I were a sig-using girl…
This is up there with caffeine free Coke/
Dogs.
You doubt their power? Just look at the job they are doing on the United States Postal Service. Who do you think really invented email?
Better clean your floors before they turn their attention to the vacuum cleaner.
I just ran into this unpoppable horseshit tonight. I would have been more confused, if it hadn’t been for this thread, so thank you for that. On that note: I now heartily endorse this pitting.
You are an unholy melding of Scrooge, Grinch and Gargamel. Now, stand very still and I will put this merciful bullet between your eyes and restore childhood joy throughout the world.