It’s not Fk, it’s Fuck. you fuckwit! It’s not St, it’s Shit, you shithead.
Do you think the words are unspeakable? Unwriteable? What the fuck? Why can’t you use the words you mean and that everyone knows you mean?
I’d give a link but you’ll see it a dozen times a day. What a bunch of Polyanna Pussies are on his board!
Thank you for your attention. That is all.
Well, if it’s not in the goddamned Pit, they’re not supposed to use fucking curse words.
If they are in the Pit, then yeah.
What the heck kind of bullcrap are you going on about this time, you melon farmer? I’ll use whatever words I want, gosh darn it.
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There’s actually no rule against it, as long as people don’t go overboard. An occasional fuck or shit may not be out of line, while cursing like a drunken sailor in an inappropriate thread may be.
This is the kind of bleep that gets right up my bleeping bleep! You most bleep certainly are allowed to use bleeping curse words outside the bleeping Pit! This includes bleep, bleep, bleep, and especially bleep!
I mean, bleep, man, just bleep.
Well, shoot the bear! That flippin frosts my socks as well.
Fuck! This has apparently struck a Goddamned chord – 4 responses in 10 minutes is a fuckin’ record for my threads.
I think we need a remedial cursing course here. First rule: there are no swear words that contain “*”.
Use whatever words you want, consarnit, just don’t pretend that “c**t” is appreciably different from just typing “cunt.”
What’s worse is the fucking “G-d” bullshit.
Don’t get me fucking started. 
For people who are afraid of swearing in a lighthearted way, I usually suggest the first 5 minutes of Four Wedding and a Funeral.
“Fuck. Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck… Fuck! … bugger.”
Suzy Smith put on her skates
Upon the ice to frisk.
Her friends thought she was slightly nuts
Her little *.
Mark Twain’s wife, Livy, was one of the few who did not appreciate her husband’s swearing, and he tried to keep watch on his tongue when she was close by; but one day something irritated him, and, thinking his wife could not hear, he launched into a torrent of red-hot profanity. When he entered his wife’s room a short time later, she coolly repeated word-for-word everything he had said.
“Livy,” he replied, astounded yet amused, “did it sound like that?”
“Of course it did,” she said, “only worse. I wanted you to hear just how it sounded.”
“Livy, it would pain me to think that when I swear it sounds like that. You got the words right, Livy, but you don’t know the tune.”
Once, the story goes, Harry Truman was talking about farming and explaining the role of manure on soil.
‘‘You should tell the president to say fertilizer,’’ a friend told Mrs. Truman.
And Mrs. Truman replied: ‘‘You don’t know how long it took me to get him to say manure.’’
The guy comes home chuckling to himself, and his wife asks him what is so funny?
“I heard a limerick,” he says.
“Oh, I like limericks. Tell it to me!” says his wife.
“I don’t think I should. It’s pretty dirty.”
“Oh come on - tell me!” says his wife.
“I don’t think I can. It’s really dirty.” he says.
“OK - tell it to me, and when you come to a word you don’t want to say, just say ‘dash’ and I will fill in the blanks in my mind.”
“Well, OK.” says the guy. "Let’s see -
Dash dash dash dash dash dash,
Dash dash dash dash dash dash.
Dash dash dash dash,
Dash dash dash dash,
Dash dash dash, dash dash, fuck."
Regards,
Shodan
In the spirit of the thread: Fuckin’ A right!
Observant Jews don’t write God’s name. In English, this is typically represented as “G-d”. Bullshit, perhaps, but not to them. Jus’ sayin’.
Many posters have asked that profanity not be used in the** Titles **of threads. That’s a reasonable request, so I fucking do it.
I was gonna say this. As for cursing, I prefer to save it for special occasions.
The one that amuses me the most is “The N- word” (and occasionally other <letter>- variants). Why not just say what you mean?
Buncha farging iceholes.