I Pit people who can't bring themselves to swear in SDMB threads

If that happens, wouldn’t the person who printed it be the, er, sinner? The typist is in the clear.

Oh certainly the typist wouldn’t be guilty of a sin. But the goal in typing the hyphen is also to prevent anybody else from accidentally defacing sacred texts.

Pussy!

Balls!

There! Happy?!?

Does anybody have some ammonium carbonate… I’m feeling faint?

And, just to be clear, motherfuckers, I was referring to my dear pussycat, Muffy, who likes to play with cotton balls.

Hehehe…you said balls.

Speaking of spite and idiocy …

Britney Spears had “If You See Kate”.

C U Next Tuesday!

“If you seek Amy”
I’m a tiny bit angry that I know this.

Yeah, I don’t get how that works. It seems like they are making things up as they go along. There are unanswered questions about this method that are puzzling to me but I’m not going to pretend that their answers will be logical

I swear I can swear in the pit.

That is probably for the best. Rabbis have worked this one over thoroughly. :slight_smile:

:smack: That makes more sense!

If you see Kay
Tell her she may
See you in tea
Tell her from me.

I have as no less an authority than Mrs. Fucking Cunningham from Happy Days who said toothpicks.

Corksuckers.

WHAAAAAAAT? I call bullshit on that.

At least as far as the SDMB goes, posters who use “G-d” do it to reflect their agnostic nature and refusal to give the title any credence. Or they’re hipsters doing it to be ironic.

Actually, I do it so as not to possibly offend other Jews.

Whatever happened to Og?

og ot dah gO
Og dah ot og

No, it’s because SDMB posters are poor spellers. *Jesis J Krist, how the hell do you spell the name of the Almightly again…Gad?..Ged?..Gid?..God?..Gud?.. Gyd?..oh, screw it! *: *“Yakity yakity blah blah I’m an atheist and G-d is the construct of hairless monkeys with impaired cognitive abilities yakity blah blah…” *