What if I’m a shower in a locker room, and you can’t hear the fart, is that bad too?
In other words, if a bear farts in the shower but no one is there to hear it, does it make a stinky poo?
When I am at a restaurant, I actually go into the washrooms TO fart. Next time I suppose I’ll just do it right at the table.
Suspended? I wouldn’t be surprised to see him banned by the end of the night, judging from this thread.
Nah, 2.5 knows just how much noxious gas he can expel before he crosses the line. I don’t think he’ll be banned.
Wait, you can be banned for noxious stupidity now? 'Cause otherwise this thread isn’t even offensive. Heck, I can barely smell it at all.
Hell, I fart at my desk. 
poot
I don’t think he’ll get suspended again though. Don’t the mods only give one second chance?
Great to have you back, Two and a Half Inches.
Dude, I fart all over the place.
(I am one classy gal!)
Hmm, you may be right. Eh, I still think he won’t get bounced for a few weeks yet.
Unless he has a VCO3-style meltdown.
Where else should they pass gas. The one safe and polite place and someone still whines. Poor baby. Maybe you should not use the work bathrooms. Not nice things happen there and it upsets your whole day.
I don’t think he should be wasting his time defending himself online when he should be defending himself against people farting in his general direction.
I drink copious quantities of beer, therefore I fart, frequently. Too bad for the OP.
So, while sitting on a public restroom toilet, it is okay to expel fecal matter out of your rectum, but flatulence shows poor etiquette?
Shut the fuck up…
Oh, fuck it.
What!? You can’t do that! Public restroom toilets are for sitting on while composing poems or arranging flowers or doing origami (with the provided roll of paper squares); not expelling fecal matter, you barbarian!
The proper places to expel fecal matter are in a private restroom, at one’s home, or outside.
How fucking stupid are you? Yes, it’s rhetorical, because we know the answer.
Next time, I’ll just fart loudly while chatting with someone and pretend nothing happened.
Fuckwad.
Congrats 2½, you are a damn good troll. One lame pit thread that should have been ignored and you got [del]35[/del] 38 responses in no time flat. You must be proud of yourself.
I was going to suggest pissing in your wastepaper basket, shitting in your desk drawer and farting in your boss’ coat closet to avoid offending 2.5.