Rude language is also improper in a public place of relievement.
It might embarass someone who’s farting away while on his cellphone.
Only suspended?
It really depends, I’m guessing (although, IANAM). VCO3 was suspended twice and allowed back twice (as far as I remember).
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Me too! Sometimes I forget where I am and blow one in public with people around - I do try not to do that.
I give you my honest decree
Although I just came here to to pee
I will do my part
For that time-honored art
And blow a grand fart symphony
Where do I find me one of these public farting women. I’d be so less likely to get the looks I do now if I was with one of you.
Wait - are you telling me that 2.5 just got back from suspension and THIS is the thread he comes up with?
Jesus Christ this is the stupidest thing I’ve read all week, maybe all month. Ya know, I’m about as much of a girl-y girl as you can get and I fart in the bathroom. 'Cus, ya know, it’s a BATHROOM.
just when I think people can’t get any stupider I have to read this garbage.
My nine-year-old son told me the other day that my farts smell like roses, but he doesn’t like the smell of roses. So, is it okay to fart in the bathroom if, like me, your farts smell like roses… or no?
Just to go on record, I try to be quiet when I hear other people walk in, especially if it’s a work bathroom (as opposed to a restaurant or somewhere else that I don’t know anyone).
This seems to contradict the latter half of your username. Lemme help you with that one.
POOOOOT
Ah, 2.5 is back. I was wondering why all the goats had disappeared.
Well, to be fair, maybe they all ran off to fart somewhere out of the vicinity, just out of respect for proper etiquette.
I’ve heard of going out with a bang, but this isn’t it. :smack:
Hey! I said that wasn’t me!
Farting at Will is bad but how does poor Will stand it,.
Just yesterday, I got an office, in which I can fart to my heart’s content unless my boss walks in just as I’m settling my ass back on the chair, as she did today.
Sorry, I believe that at work I’ll stick to farting in the restroom. Or in the elevator if I can blame it on someone who just left.
The point is that I have the altar polished and the axe sharpened and the entrail catcher right in just the right place to catch the, uh, entrails, and no freaking goats. Tiamat will be here in, like, 10 minutes, and I have NOTHING TO SACRIFICE!!!
Ah well. Don’t blame me when the dragons swarm and the rest of you are eaten alives.
:: hustles myself & mrs. rhymer into interdimensional transport thingie, heads off to Earth-616 until it’s safe ::
Tell him that’s not the rose, that’s the fertilizer.
::fans nose:: The force is *strong *with this one!
“Hey…! A little candle-light…and a little Bud Light…” :eek: 
Here I sit, brokenhearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
