No matter how stupid a Pit thread is, it always seems there is someone who comes along and agrees with the OP. Until today.
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Similarly, just because you’re in the Pit doesn’t mean you have to start a retarded thread.
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Did you see the user name? He does, he really does.
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2.5 – the SDMB’s very own lingering fart who just wafted back onto the boards.
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I notice that he’s not even bothering to waft back into this thread, though. Isn’t there a word for that?
“There once was a man from Rangoon
Who tried to fart his way to the moon.
He failed as a rocket,
Shat in his pocket,
And died in a rectal typhoon.” -attributed to Jim Weaver Collection
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No matter how stupid a Pit thread is, it always seems there is someone who comes along and agrees with the OP. Until today.
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Does five and a half years ago count?
FTR, I’m older and wiser now.
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Does five and a half years ago count?
FTR, I’m older and wiser now.
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hehe, Bobby Loosesphincter? 
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Does five and a half years ago count?
FTR, I’m older and wiser now.
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Man, how time flies. Seriously, I can’t believe that thread was so long ago! It’s the “Hoo, boy” that I remembered most fondly.
This thread is screaming, “Lock me”. The OP is screaming, “Ban me”. With all of this screaming, I can’t even hear myself fart.
2.5, I’m going to cook something for dinner today with extra beans and garlic and all the stuff that makes me gassy, all in your honour. 
Any suggestions, anyone?
Throw in a smokie with hot mustard and sauerkraut. That always does it for me. 
Seconding the sauerkraut, both for volume and, ah, olfactory enhancement.
Cashews and lentils?
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Throw in a smokie with hot mustard and sauerkraut. That always does it for me. 
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A smokie? i.e. hot dog?
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Outside (and away from others); or in a private restroom; or their homes.
If they have to fart in public, it should be done as quietly as possible.
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Come on–we all know it was YOU!
Maltitol
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Seriously, Two and a Half- are you even trying? 'Cause you don’t have to feel obligated to start these threads.
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It’s kind of weak. How about one on anal lubrication on 12 year old boys?
Welcome back dog!
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- Winston “Rip” Churchill.
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That was so beautiful it made me want to stand up and proudly wave a British flag in the air while shouting, “Hurrah!” And I’m American. Tell you what, I’ll fart the chorus to “My Country 'Tis of Thee” and our Limey friends can pretend it’s “God Save the Queen”.
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I’ve heard of going out with a bang, but this isn’t it. :smack:
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Naww, he’s aiming to go out with more of a PRRROOOOOOOOOOTPFFfffttttt…twee.
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A smokie? i.e. hot dog?
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Well, a smokie works much better than a plain hot dog - let’s see if I can find a good picture of one. Hmm, lots of pictures of an unknown hair metal band - that’s not it. Ah, here we go - more of a sausage than a weiner.
It doesn’t happen to me, but it seems like every other guy on the planet MUST fart when pissing at a urinal. Is this a territorial thing?