I pit people who waste my time on this board.

[jali]

@Abby_Emma_Sasha

Wow, I just had a deja vu.

Was it all over again?

[brewha]

@SiXSwordS

I agree. Although you should capitilize the ‘t’ in Thursday. I could also have capitolazed the ‘t’ when I wrote ‘t’ although, by itself I’m not sure it should or shouldn’t be capotolized.

HaHa! Guadrene’s law strikes again. Speaking of which, why is Guadranu such a hard word to spell anyway. Do you think if I use enough alternate spellings of Guedrane, I’ll get one of them right? Yeah, me either.

Maybe if I weren’t so lazy, I’d look it up. Maybe…

Anyway, the word you were looking for doesn’t have an “o”. That’s a building.

[Trepa_Mayfield]

Yore first mistake was attempting to add an ‘n’.

Gaah! Gaudere strikes again!

[SiXSwordS]

@pedescribe

Yore first mistake was attempting to add an ‘n’.

Iv’e always wanted to ask; do you molest young author’s? Is that the idea?

[Boyo_Jim]

I think it’s time to mention Hitler.

[Frank]

@Boyo_Jim

I think it’s time to mention Hitler.

Jim never has a second cup of Hitler at home.

[Liberal]

I don’t smoke, do I? Of course you smoke. You’ve always smoked. I don’t smoke. Why don’t we all smoke?

[Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose feet wouldn’t fit in a bucket.
His penis, though smooth,
could make quite a groove,
And Alice would always wash the dishes after dinner.

[SuntanTigerTamer]

So you’re saying that if ever were the time for the Fifty ASCII Hitlers on the SDMB, now would be it? If one were motivated enough to cut and paste? Really?
hmmmm…

[Boyo_Jim]

@Frank

Jim never has a second cup of Hitler at home.

To be polite, I always ask, “One Hitler or two?”

Oddly enough, no one ever wants two Hitlers.

[Tristan]

@mr.jp

1. People who make unspecific thread titles.

“Huh, I did not know that”, “A question”, “Something I was thinking about”

Make a proper title you idiots!
2. People who write boring posts that don’t contribute anything.

For instance, if there is a thread about an episode of a tv show, there will often be posts that are basically just small talk.

“I usually like to sit down with a cup of tea every thursday and watch this show. This time however, I missed the first 8 minutes. I still enjoyed it.”

tl;dr

[seodoa]

@Tristan

tl;dr

tl;dr

[ExTank]

@Boyo_Jim

I think it’s time to mention Hitler.

Well, as long as he’s not in the room, I suppose it’s okay.

But I tell ya, the minute that guy hears his name, it’s “Sig!” this and “Heil!” that, and the man never shuts up about the Jews.

It puts a man right off his tea, it does.

[Boyo_Jim]

Yes, I was thinking that over my morning orange jews.

…

Juice, I meant juice.

The Hitler guy, he really is a conversation stopper.

[brewha]

@SuntanTigerTamer

So you’re saying that if ever were the time for the Fifty ASCII Hitlers on the SDMB, now would be it? If one were motivated enough to cut and paste? Really?
hmmmm…
Last edited by SuntanTigerTamer; Yesterday at 08:10 PM. Reason: spleeling fail

Wouldn’t that be:

spleeling FEIL!

[Shirley_Ujest]

But I tell ya, the minute that guy hears his name, it’s “Sig!” this and “Heil!” that, and the man never shuts up about the Jews.

And he goes on and on about " Arbeit mach frei" this and " Arbeit Mach Frei" that
and he doesn’t do a thing about the house. Bit ironic, innit?

[ivan_astikov]

According to David Bowie, Hitler was just an unfulfilled pop star. If he’d been born in a later era( and a different country), he could have been Bono.

[Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty]

Colonel flapjack with muddy waters spelling about the time that magazines became frightfully thuunderclap Capitol beginning thruway underneath which the corn stared the rooster down into the depths. Of shame.

[SiXSwordS]

@Seeker of Truth & Beauty

Colonel flapjack with muddy waters spelling about the time that magazines became frightfully thuunderclap Capitol beginning thruway underneath which the corn stared the rooster down into the depths. Of shame.

Cite?

[Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty]

My post is my cite. :rolleyes: