I pit Star Wars....

You didn’t mention that there aren’t any flying elephants. :mad:

And we’re supposed to trust your review when you bury the lede like that?

Really? I was just thinking the other day how LITTLE marketing there has been. They don’t need to. It’s the fanboy hype that’s over the top, and takes the place of advertising. I’ve seen few ads on TV, but nothing like some other movies. I stay away from shopping malls, so if there’s over the top franchising in your face at every store, then I wouldn’t have seen it.

Long-winded pretentious jackhole, at that.

I never saw a Communist fly! :smiley:

I feel his pain. It won’t be the same without the 3D or IMAX.

They’re already dead.

The junior Internet tough-critics grousing the loudest about Star Wars are the same ones who should be on their knees praising Abrams and Lucas and all the saints in Disney heaven. It gives them a subject, an audience and a perfect delivery system for their turgid contrarian dickery. Without it, they’d be hacking out rants about the Arby’s drive-through or substandard floor mats or some other flaccid topic of no interest to anyone.

Disclaimer: I saw Ep VII a couple of days ago, agree with a lot of the criticisms, but liked it anyway, so nyahhhhh.

Trumbo opened seven weeks ago. At it’s peak, it was only in 660 theaters (a fraction of Star Wars’s 4,000+). It would have been gone from theaters by now even if Star Wars had never existed.

While I think Trumbo is well worth seeing (having seen it with my Cold War Culture class), much of the assessment happens to be correct. To a large extent I felt the movie didn’t really create a late Forties/Fifties ambiance rather then people in 2015 trying to imitate the late Forties/Fifties. Otoh it does have Elle Fanning in it so I suppose I can’t complain too much…

Also @ the OP, aren’t there other theatres closer by?

I dunno. Honeybees are kinda like flies, and they’re at least socialists.