I pit the bride from hell

[CrazyCatLady]

@fessie

If you’re going to have a wedding, you’ve got to face the bedfarts.

I call sig line!

[robotic_panda]

@Harimad-sol

Og damn it, robotic_panda, get out of my head! That’s exactly what I want, except for two small details. I’m not all that fond of barbecue chicken (I’m leaning toward chicken-fried steak) and I have to wear pure white, all the more to slob it up. That’s been my plan since I was about eleven and still thought boys were icky.

Double wedding! Lets go halves on some kegs. And I decided instead on Chick-fil-A nuggets. I’ll just uh, throw a bit of parsley around them. For you though… I suppose you were wanting non-paper plates for your fancy meal, princess?

[Telperien]

@robotic_panda

Double wedding! Lets go halves on some kegs. And I decided instead on Chick-fil-A nuggets. I’ll just uh, throw a bit of parsley around them. For you though… I suppose you were wanting non-paper plates for your fancy meal, princess?

Nah, just so long as we have those thick paper plates. You ever tried to cut a chicken-fried steak on a regular paper plate? I tell you, it’s a good thing I only plan to wear that dress once!

[robotic_panda]

@Harimad-sol

Nah, just so long as we have those thick paper plates. You ever tried to cut a chicken-fried steak on a regular paper plate? I tell you, it’s a good thing I only plan to wear that dress once!

[bender]
I’m gonna have my own wedding, with beer, and gambling, and fried chicken! In fact, forget the wedding!
[/bender]