THANKS?? for sending me those glossy magazines, showboating the achievments of the successful alumni! Lessee…George McWaddle ('05) has been selected to become the youngest VP at the brokerage firm of flummox, Flummox, and McSwiney. here we have another success story: Sharon Schmuck (MBA '97) was recently promoted to head the toilet paper account at International paper…really!
I’m tired of it, see! And stop hitting me up for an annual donation-you got ENOUGH of my money!
Never in a million years would I have guessed that you and I went to the same college.
Personally, I used to like the “Mergers and Aquisitions” section (marriages and babies). OK, so I’m easily ammused.
Babies are acquisitions? Do your alumni only adopt, or something? (Or are they including tewst tube kids as acquired?) 
Hey, that’s what passes for humor at a business school.
By the way ralph124c, it’s Bryant University now. Maybe if you kept up with the times you’d be one of those successful alumni you’re complaining about, instead of a loser like me.
