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Now I have a hypothesis.

Posters were arguing over this point.

However, you were the only poster that helped come up with my hypothesis:

I asked another poster three questions (as of now unanswered): Why aren’t my views on conspiracies sane? Why is it sane to believe that politics, at the highest level, is between countries? Why is it not sane to believe that there are higher levels?

This is my belief about the Illuminati:

And you were the only poster who realized the crux of the argument:

In The New York Times today, it was mentioned that there are 192 governments in the world. It is a fact that there are 192 governments in the world. The New York Times referred to this fact in the editorial, A Treaty on Conventional Arms. I argue that the Illuminati control the 192 governments of the world.

Here’s a thought experiment for you, Kozmik. Imagine a world in which the Illuminati doesn’t exist, and there’s no one agency controlling the governments of the world. In what way would things be different?

I am imagining a pyramid with the people at the base, higher up, the 192 governments of the world, higher up, the Illuminati, and, at the top, someone.

I am trying to imagine a pyramid with the people at the base, higher up, the 192 governments of the world, and, at the top, no one.

Things would be different regarding balance of power among other things.

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The leaders of the 242 nations of the world do not run the world.
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I am imagining a pyramid with the people at the base, higher up, the 192 governments of the world, higher up, the Illuminati, and, at the top, someone.
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My God, in less than a week, 50 nations were wiped out!! Those Illuminati really are powerful.

How?

I am imagining a series of pyramids, one for each country, with the common people at the bottom, and at the top the government heads yelling back and forth about whose pyramid is the biggest and the shiniest.

Convince me that your model of world government is more valid than mine.

I’m imagining someone wearing a power pyramid on their head.

I am imagining the 99% versus the 1%. I could be wrong though. Then again, it could be just propaganda for the propagandists.

The 1% is somewhere in the neighborhood of seventy million people. What evidence do you have that they’re all working together?

Because they make no sense, there’s no evidence for them, and the facts you have tried to marshal in support of the theory look like the product of a malfunctioning brain. (‘There was Stuxnet, and …George W. Bush and … the student paper printed my letters, SO I MUST BE SANE!’)

Because there’s a lot of evidence for it.

Because there’s no evidence for it, and much evidence against it.

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I am imagining a pyramid with the people at the base, higher up, the 192 governments of the world, higher up, the Illuminati, and, at the top, someone
My God! What if it’s turtles, all the way up?

Yes, and 1% of seventy million people is 700,000 and 1% of that is 7,000, and 1% of that is 70. The 1% is seventy people. The 99%: everyone else.

Your argument is basically ‘someone could be on top, therefore someone must be on top.’ The pyramid is made of tinfoil.

Except for one thing: The Occupy movement.

No. Not the Occupy movement. “Except for one thing: The Occupy movement” is another complete non-fucking-sequitur. The people you’re addressing in this thread aren’t participating in all the random leaps you make from one idea to another, and don’t get the references you’re making because they only make sense in your head. If you’re not trolling, you need to seek professional help.

You’ve forgotten about The Heads of Cerberus.

I mean, this has about as much relevance as the Occupy Movement to your argument. Really, you argue like a stump. An elm stump, they’re so useless.

Once again: what the fuck are you talking about?

Come on, man! It’s so obvious! The Occupy Movement!

Also, Dave’s not here.

Occupy the PYRAMID!!!

If you visit the Great Pyramid in Giza, don’t pay extra to go inside - there’s nothing in there, it’s hot and humid, you have to bend down to walk through it, and you’ll probably bang your head a few times - totally lame.

Wot! Slander I say good sir, slander!