Here, let me help. I’m mindful of your limitations, so I will type slowly.
I did not state, as a fact, that the Washington Times story was a fabrication. I announced my suspicion. That suspicion was based on a two salient facts, which I provided.
The first, that it was apparent to me after googling that no other publication had offered said story. Not the NY Times, nor the LA Times, nor Washington Post, nor CS Monitor, nor Topeka Value Shopper. Zero, zip, zilch, nada.
And secondarily, that the Washington Times is a wretched abuse of innocent trees, no more worthy of reliance for fact that the Reichminister of Propaganda, or the Pravda of old. (Aside: have you ever cited the Washington Times?)
So, yeah, Hugh Betcha, I was suspicious, and voiced that suspicion with “How very odd!”. You, who have so often scurried for shelter beneath a careful semantic distinction, must Shirley know that there is a difference between voicing a suspicion and a clear assertion of fact.
I am heartened to know that the Washington Times has purveyed a truth, it is a wonder, and these minor miracles give life a special bouyance, a bit of fragile hope that they may, one day, stumble out of the Darkness. Perhaps, someday, even you!
Dare we hope? We do dare, do dare, all the livelong day…