OK, then, what a bracing dose of cynicism! This “loony left” that doesn’t matter, does that include the Americans who elected Obama twice? Have they vanished, disappeared, vaporized by this one electoral victory?
The young are unreliable? They’ll get older. The old are reliable, true, and reliably Republican. They’ll get older too, but not much older.
Ever see any of those pictures of voters standing in line for four, five, six hours or more to vote? They look like Republicans to you? And do they “matter”?
Previously, about half in jest, half in sorrow, I proposed a method by which the voter franchise could be reliably extended to those who “don’t matter”. There are other methods, no doubt, I would support any of them that had the effect of expanding our voting public. Would you support anything like that, do you know of any Republicans who do? I would hope you would be proud of them, proud to point out the many, many Republicans who’s commitment to equality in voting was more important than their partisan preferences.
But I don’t know of any. Surely you must, you could instantly point them out for us. If you have the time, perhaps you will? Are you one of them? Would you support a plan to reach out to the unregistered, provide them with the necessary documentation to soothe your dread fear of radical ACORNistas and activist CASA volunteers? Knowing that the demographics strongly suggest that such a plan would be a huge boon to us “loony leftys”, you would support it anyway because equality before the law matters to you more than partisan advantage?
Sadly, I doubt it. Being something of a pessimist, I love being wrong, but I don’t think so. I think you could cobble together some rationalization, however far-fetched, why the riff-raff who don’t matter should not be encouraged to vote. Even if you were compelled to offer some mathematical fantasy about how in a super-dooper close election, one, five, maybe ten fraudulent votes would wrongly tip the scales.
Wait, no, sorry. I have overstepped, you are an intelligent and honorable man, you would never stoop to such transparent bullshit. My apologies…